Dear anonymous gorgeous man with great taste in business wear (as seen on NBC's first porno, I mean PROMO video):
(ETA: We now know his names is Steuart Martens!!!!!)
Greetings! My name is SuitSnob, and I want to welcome you to the Wonderful World of Being a Scrutinized Reality Star! Now you will be famous for 15 minutes or more, and you will find everything about you dissected and discussed. What is even MORE exciting, is that openly Gay men such as myself will lust after you and make a public spectacle of having sexual fantasies about you! As a matter of fact, I have already had a massive erection just from looking at you-isn't that amazing how you have already made a difference in this world?
As you may note from my moniker, I have highly strict standards for men's business wear. Some people might even call it a fetish! I am very impressed with your ensemble as presented in the video, and really like your pinstripe suit, medium-spread collar shirt and pink tie fixed in a stunning Full Windsor knot (which could use a bit of adjusting...but hopefully this is not a regular problem for you). Love your piercing blue eyes and Gordon Gekko coif too!
While I hope you do well on the show so I can see you in multiple outfits, I also desire to see you fired in hopes that you will become so desperate that you will be willing to be Gay for Pay-hey, you already have no problem rocking the pink on national TV, so I am guessing you will be open to the idea!
In any case, I am looking forward to much lust, admiration and masturbating myself into a frenzy when you are all suited up in The Boardroom. Who knows where this might lead? Perhaps one day like former candidate Tarek Saab you will write a book about Jesus and mention me in it!
Sealed With Semen,
SuitSnob
PS There is an obnoxious wretch of a human being on this board named Miss Alley Shack. Simply due to the fact that I have expressed admiration and attraction towards you, expect to be attacked by her in a sleazy, classless manner. Hopefully the fact that you are now so loved by someone as wonderful as me will make up for it.
XOXOOXOXOOXOXOX
(ETA: We now know his names is Steuart Martens!!!!!)
Greetings! My name is SuitSnob, and I want to welcome you to the Wonderful World of Being a Scrutinized Reality Star! Now you will be famous for 15 minutes or more, and you will find everything about you dissected and discussed. What is even MORE exciting, is that openly Gay men such as myself will lust after you and make a public spectacle of having sexual fantasies about you! As a matter of fact, I have already had a massive erection just from looking at you-isn't that amazing how you have already made a difference in this world?
As you may note from my moniker, I have highly strict standards for men's business wear. Some people might even call it a fetish! I am very impressed with your ensemble as presented in the video, and really like your pinstripe suit, medium-spread collar shirt and pink tie fixed in a stunning Full Windsor knot (which could use a bit of adjusting...but hopefully this is not a regular problem for you). Love your piercing blue eyes and Gordon Gekko coif too!
While I hope you do well on the show so I can see you in multiple outfits, I also desire to see you fired in hopes that you will become so desperate that you will be willing to be Gay for Pay-hey, you already have no problem rocking the pink on national TV, so I am guessing you will be open to the idea!
In any case, I am looking forward to much lust, admiration and masturbating myself into a frenzy when you are all suited up in The Boardroom. Who knows where this might lead? Perhaps one day like former candidate Tarek Saab you will write a book about Jesus and mention me in it!
Sealed With Semen,
SuitSnob
PS There is an obnoxious wretch of a human being on this board named Miss Alley Shack. Simply due to the fact that I have expressed admiration and attraction towards you, expect to be attacked by her in a sleazy, classless manner. Hopefully the fact that you are now so loved by someone as wonderful as me will make up for it.
XOXOOXOXOOXOXOX
