Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!) in The Apprentice Forum

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Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!)

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SuitSnob		#741	[-]
Posts: 1430 08/15/11 10:21 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are you stalking him too?
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Sigvold		#742	[-]
Posts: 16158 08/20/11 08:04 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Would Steuie-dooby-doo create an account with a nickname like LuvStew to promote some trashy DC street festival? More importantly, would Suity? Hmmmmm. Well I can assure you it wasn't me --- THE social event of the DC restaurant scene is the annual Bartender's Ball -- I wouldn't be caught dead promoting the Taste of DC
SuitSnob		#743	[-]
Posts: 1430 08/20/11 12:07 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Will Steuie be wearing a suit at the Bartender's Ball? If not, then WHO CARES?!?!?!
Sigvold		#744	[-]
Posts: 16158 08/23/11 03:13 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg I hope Stewie survived the earthquake!
SuitSnob		#745	[-]
Posts: 1430 08/23/11 03:56 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG! What if he was wearing a suit and some dust got on it?!?!?! Or he had to dash to safety and his Full Windsor knot went askew?!?!? And it is SteUie, Siggy!
Sigvold		#746	[-]
Posts: 16158 08/23/11 09:16 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maybe Steuie was wearing a 100% polyester suit today so that the coffee he spilled during DeathQuake 2011 just beaded up and he brushed it right off.
SuitSnob		#747	[-]
Posts: 1430 08/23/11 10:08 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, AS IF!!! Who do you think he is...Tarek?
Miss Alley Shack		#748	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/09/11 08:10 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	� Stueart Martens love WOMEN!
SuitSnob		#749	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/09/11 12:01 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So funny...I was just thinking about him and touching myself earlier...
Miss Alley Shack		#750	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/09/11 01:15 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That explains the boils and blisters on your hands.
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SuitSnob		#751	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/14/11 04:58 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We are so proud of my close, personal friend Steuie!!! http://www.washingtonpost.../13/gIQAC7lOQK_blog.html
Miss Alley Shack		#752	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/14/11 06:14 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	close, personal friend Run, Steuie, run. You're a pathetic fucker but you don't deserve being stalked by SuitSnob like this. He's scary when he shows up at your window dressed up like a clown ghoul bent on raping your ass.
SuitSnob		#753	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/14/11 06:27 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Miss Alley Shack		#754	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/14/11 06:53 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is that the story of your mother, her brother, and your unfortunate conception?
SuitSnob		#755	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/14/11 08:56 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know what episode that was! You watched it when it first came on with your kids!
Miss Alley Shack		#756	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/14/11 09:47 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You have to be joking. I just watched that thing you posted, and it's as clear as day that it is autobiographical on your part. As to what show it is and what episode it is, I leave those details to old ghouls like you.
SuitSnob		#757	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/15/11 11:25 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sweetheart, if I had a "Pa" that looked like Michael Landon I would have followed in your footsteps and become Daddy's Little Sex Rag.
Miss Alley Shack		#758	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/15/11 09:59 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of course you would, given your disturbing family history. Can we stop talking about you for once and focus on something beautiful? Like Taylor Lautner in his new movie? <3<3<3
SuitSnob		#759	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/15/11 10:07 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What? Is he in The Smurfs?
Steuart Martens	Oh Suity......How I've missed you	#760	[-]
Posts: 12 09/16/11 06:23 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Suity - I was checking in on you today and I never realized I had so many haters. You are beloved in our office and believe it or not one of our interns put your profile photo on the wall. Doesn't it feel good to be so loved. You better go buy lots of my Groupon's today or I am going to be very upset with you: BUY STUEY HERE. Sigvold: Bartenders Ball, is great, so no bashing there, Suity and I are buying matching bespoke tuxes next week to wear to this years event (I am still in favor of a slimline notch lapel). However BB it no Taste of DC. And thank you for mentioning Taste of DC on the thread every shameless mention helps the cause, and I am sure I will see you there shoving half smokes down your gullet. Happy Friday
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