Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!) in The Apprentice Forum

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Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!)

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SuitSnob		#61	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/07/10 05:41 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So will you if you can mange to avoid your monthly abortion. PS I really hope you don't re-use those hangers when you are done.
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Miss Alley Shack		#62	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/07/10 06:58 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love how insane you come off as on this forum when you get hot and flustered by a hot woman.
SuitSnob		#63	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/07/10 07:16 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know this thread is about my new boyfriend Steuart! Here is a link to some articles he has written: http://bleacherreport.com...rs/43320-steuart-martens A shot of his gorgeous mug: And here he is in a wetsuit: Lovely crotch bulge! Though Miss Alley will minimize its impact on the sexual desires of heterosexual women and homosexual men everywhere (she has clouded judgment due to years of "performing" with donkeys in Tijuana), I am very impressed and hope that during this season of The Apprentice we will get MANY opportunities to appreciate Steuart's penis. Last Edited By: SuitSnob 09/07/10 07:24 PM. Edited 1 times.
Miss Alley Shack		#64	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/07/10 08:04 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It looks like you have inherited the Stalking Cuntface gene from your mother along with her looks and whiskers.
SuitSnob		#65	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/07/10 08:50 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My incredible stalking skills are new to you?!?!?! Huh? This from the whorebag who has cataloged all the various restraining orders against me from various handsome, suit-wearing men?!?! Speaking of which, I think I now know why Steuart's tie knot is so askew and his suit is so pathetically wrinkled: Clearly to show Mr. Trump his commitment to becoming the next Apprentice, he swam to NYC in his suit and tie. Now doesn't it all make sense?
Miss Alley Shack		#66	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/07/10 09:30 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He looks so much like a guy I once dated and dumped, it's uncanny.
SuitSnob		#67	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/07/10 09:36 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am guessing that Steuart has really think veins on his fully-engorged pee-pee...what do you think Miss Alley? He just has that look about him....
Miss Alley Shack		#68	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/07/10 09:42 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Given that you have zero chance of coming in contact with Mr Martens's penis, does it matter what you think?
SuitSnob		#69	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 12:15 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh please...you know what they say about guys on the swim team....
Miss Alley Shack		#70	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/08/10 05:28 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That they are borderline retarded because of the amount of brain cells that die each time they hold their breath? I mean, have you heard Michael Phelps speak? shudder
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SuitSnob		#71	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 05:48 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AS if you would hear what he had to say...you'd be forcing him to do The Butterfly with his tongue in your twat. My God...the sensuality of Steuart is just so powerful...I can actually sense the engorged tip of his enormous penis on my tonsils as my tastebuds feel the sweet and salty sensation of his shaft. I want to die from rough sex with him and be reincarnated as his Speedo. (Do you think Tarek is happy that we all found a new studmuffin to dream about?)
SuitSnob		#72	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 05:53 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh!!!! Isn't he WONDERFUL?!?!?!? http://www.washingtonexam...DC-684031-101997503.html
SuitSnob		#73	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 05:55 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Now he talks about his SUIT!!! http://www.austin360.com/...2009/01/0112fitcity.html (OK...it's his swimsuit....but the thought of him being dripping wet in it is so damn EXCITING!!!)
SuitSnob		#74	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 05:57 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Here is Baby Steuart in 2001: http://media.washingtonpo.../images/I32680-2001Apr03 He is in the front row in jeans and the black and white jacket.
SuitSnob		#75	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 06:00 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wow!!! At this link you actually get to hear him TALK!!! http://www.tvgrapevine.co...ants-season-10&Itemid=58 Why did no one tell him to fix his damn tie? WORST slippy Windsor knot since John-John!
Miss Alley Shack		#76	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/08/10 06:46 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Poor delusional Steuwie, thinking that "publicity" will help save his dire business... look at how well that worked for Tarek, Less Moss and Fatty Retarda.
SuitSnob		#77	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 06:56 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, hopefully Steuwie can do some Gay porn to "make ends meet." Hey Miss Alley...ever sucked a guy after he just got out of a swimming pool in a Speedo? It's so amazing...the pee-pee has been encased in tight spandex and it is so excited to get out and grow....and the taste is so distinct: Chlorine and sweaty balls. His pee-pee goes from cold and shriveled to hot and huge...It's just amazing! I need a cigarette.
Miss Alley Shack		#78	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/08/10 07:20 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Someone has been reading too many novels by Alan Hollinghurst...
SuitSnob		#79	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/08/10 07:35 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shhh!!!! Don't reveal my pen name!!!
Miss Alley Shack		#80	[-]
Posts: 10110 09/08/10 10:10 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You don't have a pen name, remember? Your writing career goes as far as scribbling your phone numbers and pleas for hot guys to bugger you on restroom walls and doors. But you did name your penis Warty, though.
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