Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!) in The Apprentice Forum

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Steuart Martens LOVE Thread!! (Hooray for his PENIS and his INTERNS!!!!)

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Boggle Deluxe		#81	[-]
Posts: 1627 09/09/10 12:16 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuitSnob wrote: I can't tell if that's a seam line or it really is defining his crotch.
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SuitSnob		#82	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/09/10 02:30 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Miss Alley Shack wrote: You don't have a pen name, remember? Your writing career goes as far as scribbling your phone numbers and pleas for hot guys to bugger you on restroom walls and doors. But you did name your penis Warty, though. Can we PLEASE get back to discussing Steuart's chlorine-scented penis? Oh, I am sure it's his enormous bulging crotch Boggle.
SuitSnob		#83	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/12/10 07:34 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	More Steu!!! http://www.nbc.com/the-ap...estants/5960#item=135728 http://www.nbc.com/the-ap...estants/5960#item=135729
SuitSnob		#84	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/12/10 07:43 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	http://www.nbc.com/the-ap...-steuart-martens/1247964
Miss Alley Shack		#85	[-]
Posts: 10108 09/12/10 10:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Uh... Suity, did you notice that you've just jizzed in your granpa boxers while you are jumping up and down like that? Disgusting.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#86	[-]
Posts: 27208 09/12/10 10:37 PM OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No offense but Steuart is kind of ugly.
Miss Alley Shack		#87	[-]
Posts: 10108 09/12/10 11:33 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He is. Suity is just obsessed because of the suit. You can put a hippo in a suit and Suity will still want to rape that thing.
SuitSnob		#88	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/13/10 03:37 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ugly? UGLY?!?!?!?! He is a combination of handsome and beautiful...and I never even noticed he was wearing that gorgeous blue pinstripe suit until Miss Alley just happened to point it out just now!
Miss Alley Shack		#89	[-]
Posts: 10108 09/13/10 11:25 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Don't worry, CG. Since SuitSnob likes Steuart, we can be assured that he's a closeted homophobic racist Republicunt religious fanatic. He knows how to pick 'em.
SuitSnob		#90	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/13/10 02:25 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are you daring to compare Steuart to Mr. Tarek Saab?
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Sigvold		#91	[-]
Posts: 16130 09/13/10 04:22 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Do not compare Steuuuuuuuuuuey to Mr. Saab! Tarek would NEVER wear a crumpled up suit like Steeeuuuey. Tarek knows dry-cleanliness is next to godliness.
SuitSnob		#92	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/13/10 05:00 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That's because he always fucks Father O' Malley standing up so it does not technically count as "sex."
SuitSnob		#93	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/16/10 07:59 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Please God...let the men's team lose so Steuart has to wear a suit to the Boardroom!!!
SuitSnob		#94	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/16/10 08:20 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	God...let's be a little more snarky in our confessionals, OK sweetie? (REALLY great outfit for meeting Trump though...WOW! Are the pink shirts supposed to be a hint about anything?)
SuitSnob		#95	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/16/10 09:20 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OK...Steuart either needs barrettes, a head band or a haircut. I still want to fuck his brains out.
shawnoverboard		#96	[-]
Posts: 486 09/17/10 08:26 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dreamy...but, yeah, needs a haircut, and side vents as opposed to that center one that can slice someone's face off
SuitSnob		#97	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/17/10 03:47 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hey! It's Snobbin!!! I was shocked at the center vent too...do you think it's custom? And what about how rumpled it is? He sure looked spectacular yesterday....
shawnoverboard		#98	[-]
Posts: 486 09/17/10 04:14 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I remember a blur of rumpleage at some point but thought it was one of the lessers.
AmericanHiddenImmunityIdol		#99	[-]
Posts: 2837 09/17/10 04:16 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He looks and acts like James Caan.
SuitSnob		#100	[-]
Posts: 1430 09/17/10 04:29 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Check THIS out.... To say nothing of the sloppy tie knot!
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