Kitten Gloves wrote:Remember that Whorie's daughter is Ashley...all Playmate names! Then we should call it a "TriFuckta."
kara/briana......i got the insipid morans names mixed up. sry.
Exactly. Throw in a Britney and you have a Trifecta.
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Real Housewives of Orange County S2: The bitches are back.
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Posts: 2207 (12/22/08 5:24 PM) |
Ashley's too fat to be in playboy.
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Posts: 134 (12/23/08 8:28 AM) Registered User |
simplyamused wrote:Good lord, you people are cruel!! You really think mere money would be enough compensation for poor Seaguy to dip is stick in Vicki's nasty hole? I'm shocked, I tell you. And frightened for Seaguy. 
http://www.condomdepot.com/ <--- For which ever brave fool decides to volunteer. They even take Paypal. |
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Posts: 2221 (12/23/08 3:11 PM) |
So I was over at bravo's website and reading Gretchen's blog when I came across this:
"I wish all of you who have had to endure the pain of loosing a loved one to cancer or taken care of someone who has cancer the very best." Thanks Gretchen and Merry Christmas too you!! |
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Posts: 14207 (12/23/08 3:19 PM) Registered User |
Ethel Mae Potter wrote: I'm sure he'd have to clear it with his bff Kathy first. But I actually like Seaguy, I wouldn't want him subjected to that for any amount of money. Although, if he could have a hot poolboy on the side, he may go for it. |
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Posts: 5115 (12/23/08 9:40 PM) Registered user |
i am half way through tonight's new episode and i want to commit mayhem on all of them. the boobage is out of control, the new one and her spoiled, icky
daughters, and ...vicki. her getting clocked in the head with the football was perfection. the woman needs to be shunned.
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Posts: 135 (12/23/08 11:39 PM) Registered User |
factoryhurl wrote:I'm hoping Raquel has a freak accident in the first week after she gets her car and runs herself over with it. I am so tired of her "tee-hee, aren't I so cute" confessionals. vicki. her getting clocked in the head with the football was perfection. the woman needs to be shunned.But Don, upon whose ass Vicki constantly rides because "he doesn't fill her love tank"  and because he doesn't endlessly praise her after she pointedly leaves him out of
family vacations, immediately went to Vicki's side to see how she was. But, of course, that probably doesn't
mean a damn thing in Vicki's book.
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Posts: 3453 (12/24/08 12:38 AM) Registered User |
Proving once again Jeana is a massive CUNT.... this woman is so full of rage and anger she can't even fathom human emotions...I loathe Vicki but that was
clearly bizarro world. She is so used to being with the angry psycho husband she thinks everyone is like her... and why that fat dude came is also weird....
man they are really the definition of frenemies.. When your lives are so dysfunctional you don't even know what functional is...Jeana is a real cunt.
And if I heard Vicki right Don is 57 and is 10 years older... making Vicki 47... GIKES!!! Of course I did love the football aside the head.. that has to be some Sucks poster. That football was aimed right at her intentionally... thanks dude!!!! Then we have the new broad and her skanks... I feel repulsed in ways that I only felt when having sex with my ex. That sick weird jealous/competitive/friend thing makes me think of Nicole Simpson for some reason.. all she needs is a black ex husband wielding a switchblade.. Kim Kardashian and that ilk...at least Vicki taps into her white trash roots at Havasu... I have more respect for that. I just don't care about Gretchen.. she is filler and that poor Kenny Rogers Jr was on his last breath I think Bravo probably were unaware or he got sicker than the thought so they should have just dumped that storyline because its rather distasteful and sad. God they are so desperate they are bringing Jo and Slade the pimp daddy and his beard/thing/whatever..... Who in GOD's NAME is this leather woman with the tits the size of watermelons!!! Jesus... what a drunken slag. She needs to be added to the cast immediately!!! Next pet peeve.... the fucking french manicures.. can you get more ghetto.... annoying. Tamara.. yes Simon is a a perv and a ped... there is always a teen girl nearby... she knows it too and keeps him on a short leash literally and figureatively as we saw from the sex shop. |
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Posts: 3382 (12/24/08 1:03 AM) Registered user |
Yeah, Simon surrounded by those teen-age girls on the boat, so skeevy.
No mention of Gretchen's boundary-less & inappropriate dad and her frosty, valiumed mom? Or does it just all speak for itself? |
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Posts: 3455 (12/24/08 1:12 AM) Registered User |
There is not one normal healthy family evident on this show.. not one father or mother has appropriate relationships with their children and have so many
issues of their own regarding age, sexuality, alcohol and that is just the beginning its quite disturbing. The new bitch keeps announcing her daughter is so
"spoiled" uh... that is something you are responsible for and did... its just amazing the lack of introspection and connection they make between
cause and effect.
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Posts: 3383 (12/24/08 1:20 AM) Registered user |
Yeah, it's so weird how all their screwed up family dynamics are on such naked display. I guess money really can't buy good mental health.
God, how I love this show. |
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Posts: 2532 (12/24/08 2:03 AM) |
More Pretty on the Outside Dish:
December 19, 2008The Real Housewives of Orange County. I've got more dish!A trustworthy little birdie flew by and dropped off some serious dish about Gretchen, and it's pretty major. Thanks little
birdie! I will say that I'm no Barbara Walters. Or Matt Lauer. I can't verify that any of this true. It may just be a creative writing
exercise
that a loyal reader sent me. Or it may be the dirty, sordid, twisted truth.
From my little birdie: Wow. Thanks little birdie for sharing this! Again, I'm just passing along info and can't verify any of it. If it's true, why isn't Bravo showing all of this? It's far more interesting than what's been on so far. |
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Posts: 5126 (12/24/08 8:26 AM) Registered user |
the tantrum of the almost 18 year old having a hissy over not getting "double dipped" was one of the most henious displays of entitlement and
spoilage i have ever seen. but, after you watched her parents obsessing about what vehicle to buy her, as though any of them will make this bitch happy, you
can see where her sense of self comes from. mommy and her two daughters competing..er, i mean shopping together was wretch inducing. after two epi's of
her, i am ready to welcome back whori and georgie with open arms. at least they seem to know that they are trash with money.
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Posts: 3457 (12/24/08 9:51 AM) Registered User |
Well none of that is shocking with regards to Gretchen just the whole "relationship" with poor Kenny Rogers Jr is odd.. the man is dying and why he
would spend his last days with that.. its not like he fucks her. He is terminal and its well just goddamn sad. And he has kids and family so this Slade thing
now makes sense. Honestly she is just a bimbo.
As for Nicole Simpson she and her husband are just bores. They have an undue superiority complex.. ThRo perhaps? Honestly I do look forward to the Vicki smackdown with her next week and Jeana hates her... well she hates everyone but this woman is nasty in a different way that doesn't fit in with this group. And the joke is the husband is a builder who made money ripping people off. Builders are notorious rip off artists. We look at financial services but at least when I get ripped off by them its by someone who graduated from Harvard. It makes me feel better getting ripped off from a moron who knows how to work a tool belt insulting. I am liking poor Vicki she is a HOT MESS and apparently 47. But she knows she is trash as does all of them and they are interesting. Their pretension is a lack of pretension. |
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Posts: 5131 (12/24/08 11:19 AM) Registered user |
Who in GOD's NAME is this leather woman with the tits the size of watermelons!!! Jesus... what a drunken slag. She needs to be added to the cast
immediately!!!
loved her, just complete trash, embraces it and is overtan and overboobed. too bad she lives in phoenix (where most of the redneck riviera of havasu is from--p.s. it's fun!) because she needs a show just to show us that you can be over 50, smoke, drink yourself moran and still manage to have hooters that get places by themselves. i wish they had cast her to replace whori. PLUS: she burned vicki with her cigarette. overreact much, vicki? don commented about how bad stuff always happens to vicki....no, it happens to everyone but vicki makes sure everybody knows about anything "bad" that happens to her. LOUDLY. woot!!
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Posts: 136 (12/24/08 11:37 AM) Registered User |
GlamsSlam wrote:I agree. When you look at them, you really can't see 10 years worth of difference between them. Vicki has NOT aged "gracefully". (Then again, "graceful" and "Vicki" really don't belong in the same sentence.) Who in GOD's NAME is this leather woman with the tits the size of watermelons!!! Jesus... what a drunken slag. She needs to be added to the cast immediately!!!Were those not the most un-natural looking and distasteful balloons you have ever unfortunately witnessed in your life? I kept expecting to see "Goodyear" emblazoned on those blimps somewhere. So, FactoryHurl, if Bravo decides to do a "Real TrailerTrash of Phoenix" starring LeatherWoman and her posse, what do you suppose they'll have them hold in their hands for the promo pictures? A cactus flower? I think a big ol' silicon bag for boob jobs would be much more appropriate. ;) |
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Posts: 3458 (12/24/08 12:40 PM) Registered User |
I want the show the Divorced Wives of Havasu County.... send in Cindy McCain!! Jesus I love how Vicki "admires" the old slag.... I think she said her
name was "Holly" Dear God even her name smacks BARFLY.
Vicki so desperately wants to be divorced and she visualizes it as some type of resurrection.. no its no lake trips to Havasu and half your earnings gone... there is no way they had a prenup. Don is looking better and better to me but he needs to leave his shirt on. It always reminds me of Samantha in Sex and the City when she banged the old dude and was fine until she saw his ass. |
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Posts: 3384 (12/24/08 1:08 PM) Registered user |
Divorced Housewives of Havasu County would be Bravo gold!
 "Goodyear"
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Posts: 319 (12/24/08 2:22 PM) Registered user |
Glam, you are killing me. Your hatred comments towards Jeana are hysterical. I am not a fan of hers, but I don't find her as repulsive. The new girl,
however, is completely repulsive.
My husband came home while I was watching (we have a 53" flat screen, so you can see EVERYTHING) and his first words upon seeing the new chick (I can't think of her name) were "BLECH, WTF is that?"
She is sooo completely disgusting. Notice the wrinkley weird wrinkles on her forearms. Gross. Her tan, her body, her FACE!! I have not seen such a nasty combination on a person. Her hair is really dry too. She needs MASSIVE amounts of moisturizer for her entire body, head to toe. How she can look in the mirror and think she looks good is beyond me. It is good to stay slim and in shape, I'll give her that. That is it. She is horrible in every way. Body, mind and spirit. |
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