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 factoryhurl |
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Posts: 5134 (12/24/08 2:30 PM) Registered user |
divorced housewives of the redneck riviera, starring: holly the le-thuh lady. and they would all hold phallic cacti.
imagine what they could cull from the women that hang out at lake havasu? 
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 hollybear141414 |
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Posts: 1196 (12/24/08 2:46 PM) Registered User |
GlamsSlam wrote: :*( |
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Posts: 3459 (12/24/08 2:58 PM) Registered User |
Don't take it personally Holly but when you are 50 years old, leatherskinned, with tits the size of lake Havasu and drinking from a beer bong.. the only
names you can have end in "y" its required... christ you can't even shorten it it turns into "HO"... doomed... think of a Brittney and
sorry but a name change may be in order at a certain age...
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 14225 (12/24/08 5:47 PM) Registered User |
Am I the only one who's never heard of people drinking from a beer bong? Those looked like funnels to me, and back when I used to have fun beer bongs were
smoked. I tried to watch this last night, but I really, really couldn't handle watching a bunch of old broads acting like drunk college girls. I almost
threw up. For reals.
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Blatantly Oblivious |
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Posts: 55 (12/24/08 6:25 PM) I don't get |
As I watched this episode last night I was completely disgusted by each and every one of them. The new wrinkly "hot mom ?" and her indulged teenage
daughter. Who would not love to see that kid have to get a job at say a fast food joint to make ends meet! The fakeness of Gretchen and her kind of creepy
family. The whole Jeana thingy was just stupid. The road to alcoholisim that Tamara is traveling. Her skeevy husband and son. The big boobed suitcase faced
Holly - oh my eyes! Vicky - dear Vicky - whoever hit her in the head with the football - the Bucs can use you. Semi wealthy white trash at their most
embarrassing! I am barely making ends meet, but would rather be poor than like these soulless excuses for people. 110 degrees in a tent with 100 other people -
fun - I think not! This eppy was not even that entertaining. I miss NeNe - she could tear these beyotches a new one or two! Yet, I cannot wait till next week.
I saw Vicky on Fox News doing an interview with Neil Cavuto about a month ago - she was talking about real estate and the financial straits people are in. What
makes her an expert who knows? I guess she is spreading her wings. She loves to work you know.
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Posts: 5547 (12/24/08 10:51 PM)
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I finally caught up with the back log of episodes of this I had in my DVR, and let me just say, Vicky is a huge ass moron. Her getting burnt in the latest
episode was awesome, but what made my day was seeing her fugly muppet looking ass getting pounded in the head with that football. If anyone deserved a crack in
the skull it would be her.
I can not stand that she is still on this show, she is the most immature, petty, ridiculously catty, jealous, selfish, stupid, BITCH! Her taking offense to being called a bitch was even more pathetic. Any bitch who gets offended by being called a bitch is just pathetic. This is who she reminds me of and who she looks like: 
And actually, I think that it is an insult to this poor muppet to be compared to that idiot. But eh.. And that other new chick, Not Gretchen, the brunette one who's under aged, bratty, selfish, immature daughter mentions that she drinks alcohol on television like it's okay..should be reported by Bravo or somebody for that. Why on earth would she admit to that for the world to see? ((The Mother and the daughter)) |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 3996 (12/24/08 11:56 PM) Registered user |
And that other new chick, Not Gretchen, the brunette one who's under aged, bratty, selfish, immature daughter mentions that she drinks alcohol on
television like it's okay..should be reported by Bravo or somebody for that. Why on earth would she admit to that for the world to see? ((The Mother and
the daughter))
That really didn't bother me as much as her overall brattiness. It would be lame for her to admit she drinks and for Bravo to not use it. Kids drink. They just do. She obviously knows she's not the only one who drinks and so she's not ashamed to admit it. It's good for parents to see actually, cuz so many are in denial. What bothers me about her is her "I want a car for my birthday and I'm going to get one." attitude, and of course her tantrum and not being allowed to "double dip" like her sister. That is what she should be embarrassed about the most. |
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 137 (12/25/08 12:32 AM) Registered User |
Carboys Desire wrote:Don't forget her little "I'll just keep asking 'til I get what I want, TEE-HEE". That has to be the most irritating statement I've ever heard spewed from someone's mouth. Get off yer lazy entitled ass, get a job and earn it yerself, bitch. Ugh. Makes me want to kick her in the vagina in the blind hope of stopping her from breeding and producing more of her kind. and of course her tantrum and not being allowed to "double dip" like her sister. That is what she should be embarrassed about the most.The only thing missing from that scene was that she didn't stamp her widdle foot. Grow up, ya puke. Would love to see the mom say, "Congratulations, you're 18. Now get the fuck out of my house, my obligation to you is over." Because I would love to see her and Jeana's freshmen-flunktard (because you know and I know that the real reason the bitch "didn't like" Berkley is because she found out she's not as smart as she thinks she is) end up "working" the same corner somewhere, picking up john's and STD's. |
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Posts: 473 (12/26/08 7:42 AM) Registered user |
I wanted to barf at that sleazey ho rubbing Simon on the boat. Class act! Vicki getting hit in the head - I loved how they kept recapping that!
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Ethel Mae Potter |
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Posts: 18565 (12/26/08 8:18 AM) |
Finally saw this epi last night and also a couple of others from last season that I missed. Don't these women know they look ridiculous? If long hair is
nice then longer hair is better. If blond is nice then blonder is better. If big boobs are nice then bigger boobs are better. if white teeth are good then
whiter is better. If tan is good then tanner is better. If you have ever seen someone in a grocery store with as much makeup and phoniness that is supposed to
pass for beauty- they stick out like sore thumbs. You don't really notice how totally odd they look on TV - especially when they all look like that but in
actual society they look FREAKING STUPID! Like fucking clowns.
I chocked on my eggnog when I saw the episode where Tamyra said she was turning 40! I thought she looked pretty good for almost 50- jesus she is really fucking wrinkled for 40. What cracks me up is as much work as these dames get done to themselves so far there is nothing can be done for a wrinkled neck, which gives away the age no matter what you do. Tamyra has the neck of a 60 year old ditto for new housewive ho. |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3718 (12/26/08 2:55 PM) Registered user |
Rumors swirling elsewhere that Vicki is thinking about not coming back next season. I hope this is FALSE. I love this woman. In a way that only a fan of
crazy can love...
Vicki brought us the office assistant and her mis-managed private parts that needed waxing. Then this last eppy - she brings us the creme de la creme of gorgeous!!! What was her friend's name? That woman needs to be included on the show. And not just her tits - those deserve a show of their own! |
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Posts: 3385 (12/26/08 8:13 PM) Registered user |
I hope that rumor is false too. I love hating that batty bitch. Her obnoxiousness is endlessly entertaining.
How about how she never wanted anyone to talk about Gretchen's husband? Terminal illness is such a buzzkill. Woot woot! |
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 138 (12/27/08 7:50 AM) Registered User |
Ethel Mae Potter wrote:You have an excellent point about a person's neck. Did you see the episode where George and Whori got massages? She has all this loose, flabby skin at the base of her neck. Almost looked like she had swapped out her real neck for a giant tom-turkey neck. Bleh.. Thought I'd try to find out everyone's real age, just for the giggles and grins of it. Age is as-of today. Jeana - 54 years old (so she was 25 or 26 when she posed for Playboy in 1980); her husband, Matt, is 53 Whori - 48; there were too many possibilities for George to say for sure Vicki - 46; her husband, Donn, is 55 Tamra - 41; her husband, Simon, is 44 Gretchen - 31 Lynne (new ho) - There are two possibilities, 52 or 45 (but I would bet she is the older of the two); I didn't catch her husband's name Jo - too many possibilities; her boy-toy / keeper / purse-holder / what-ever-the-fuck-he-is, Slade, is 40 |
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 14243 (12/27/08 10:57 AM) Registered User |
What bothers me about her is her "I want a car for my birthday and I'm going to get one." attitude, and of course her tantrum and not being allowed to "double dip" like her sister. Well, to be fair, lots of hormonal teenage girls would have a fit if their younger sister got to do something and they didn't. It's just the nature of the beast. All the rest of the bratty shit is 100% the fault of her parents, and whenever they whine about it I want to punch them in the teeth. |
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Posts: 3204 (12/27/08 11:00 AM) |
Wasn't Jo like 22 or 23 on her season? If that is even remotely close she's gotta be about 27 or 28 now? C'mon she's gotta be gettin on to
money marriage number one by now.
She's been around this town long enough to know you need a starter marriage to get you a lil scratch, and experience goin! 
Donno why she didn't just do it with SlimeballSlade, woulda been a great ring and car to keep plush he'd prolly been generous with the pre-nup.
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GalNewYork |
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Posts: 474 (12/27/08 11:04 AM) Registered user |
The most anal, annoying, bossy, crazy, loud, unattractive, over-bearing, obnoxious housewife of Orange County might not be returning for the show's fifth season. Vicki Gunvalson had "no comment" when asked if she would come back. According to E! News, Don Gunvalson - Gunvalson's husband of 14 years - now "100 percent" regrets the couple's participation in the reality show. "He's a vice president of a company. He has to go to work the next day, and he has people saying, 'Wow your wife really trashed ya again last night,'" Gunvalson told E! News. "For a man, it's horrible. All I could say to him is, 'Honey, I love you. I'm sorry. Let's get past it.' And he was like, 'You should have thought about that when you were blabbing about your stupid love tank.'" Gunvalson says she and her husband have since gotten through their problems and now have an "amazing marriage," but having to relive some of the marriage's darker moments on television every week during the show's fourth season has been "embarrassing." I don't know how Don puts up with her crap, but I am all for putting families and marriages first, so if it's affecting home life- which it HAS to be- I say she quits. Plus she is psycho and watching her kind of makes me looney. Take a nod from Lauri and put family first, Vicks. |
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simplyamused |
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Posts: 3205 (12/27/08 11:28 AM) |
Well duh...how did he not know what kind of an idiot she was before they said yes to Bravo. I don't have a lot of sympathy for him at this point. This is
WHAT season for them?? Surley not the second.
Be who ya are Don...Vicki is sure being the bitch SHE is. Now it's all out in the open. Can't hide behind the gates of Coto anymore? So sorry. Your life is a mess and so are those ( not your ) kids. Oh, now the people at your work know you are a drunken pussy? Cry me a fucking river. Better yet go cry to one of your girlfriends. The bottom line is, people are fucked up. I'm sure after a while you get used to the cameras or you may play up to them a small bit because at the moment you think what you are doing looks funny. I sure as hell would never allow the cameras in my life. People I know and don't know just don't need to know my dirt I am far from perfect, but I try and I do the best with what I got. |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 5554 (12/27/08 7:27 PM)
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Carboys Desire wrote:I agree 100% Kids do drink and party, I just think that them admiting it for the world to see will cause some probems from enemies/haters of the girl or the family. But, eh..who gives a shit, they deserve it. lol And I also agree about her tantrum about the double dip. I forgot about that when I posted. she should be very embarrassed, even when they were clothes shopping and she showed that jealousy
towards her sister, I mean seriously? How immature is that? even for a spoiled kid. I'll tell ya what, Bravo knows how to pick'em for these shows.
I am also happy to hear Vicky may not be on another season, but knowing her attention whore ass, I doubt she will let an opportunity like that go, she wants people to think she is all that and has everything, so being out of the lime light and off the show is not something she will willfully do. You can just tell, her jealousy and immaturity is just as bad as that bratty teens. Ew. |
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Posts: 2545 (12/29/08 12:40 AM) |
Vicky also said she wouldn't WOO HOO again.
She'll be back. |
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Posts: 13444 (12/29/08 12:46 PM) AI Forum Moderator |
simplyamused wrote:I go out of town a bit with no access to the internets and I come back to THIS?!
You know, just seeing at Vicki on TV gives me hives. So, what do you think the big news Tamra's son is going to be breaking this week? Is this something I should already know? And I've actually been giving Gretchen the benefit of the doubt (naive I know) but not after reading all this shit about her. Maybe she'll move over to the Girls Next Door after she's done with this show. |
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