She's just the best tantrum-throwing blond gold digger I've ever seen in my life, and even though this is a ridiculously blatant Simple Life ripoff, let's show Nikki some love!

"THERE'S CRABS CRAWLING AROUND ON THE BOAT ALIVE!!!"
(For those of you who are clueless, "Princess Nikki" is a spinoff of Big Brother UK in which contestant Nikki takes on various jobs and throws fits about everything)





