Saturday night is not a good time for a fight.
I'd prefer Wednesday afternoons with my boss.
America is too violent.
I'd prefer Wednesday afternoons with my boss.
America is too violent.
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If everybody had an ocean across the USA
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 BoxcutterWilly |
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Posts: 5031 (07/18/07 11:02 AM) I'm coming to terms with my issues |
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (07/18/07 11:07 AM) I Need A Clue
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I made my husband go into a convenience store in Muscle Shoals and ask them if they had any Swampus.
true story. |
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (07/18/07 11:10 AM) I Need A Clue
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PS. They were out of Swampus. And dental care, apparently.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 24081 (07/18/07 11:15 AM) super badass |
Even with a set of wings, it is extremely unlikely that a little deuce coupe could fly.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 20592 (07/18/07 11:17 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
I highly doubt that she's SO perfect, I mean not every little thing she does can be magic. Cut her some slack. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 24081 (07/18/07 11:19 AM) super badass |
Jude must be a major asshole if it is automatically assumed he will make it bad.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 20592 (07/18/07 11:20 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
I went to the roadhouse, the food was bad, beer was nasty and the service sucked. I did not have a real good time.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 17225 (07/18/07 11:21 AM) Registered user |
So, my new watch is totally fucking kick-ass.
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Sloanzilla |
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Posts: 6048 (07/18/07 11:24 AM) Registered user |
By loading 16 tons I'd imagine you'd also get a pretty good upper body workout.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 24081 (07/18/07 11:25 AM) super badass |
How do you give directions to a place where the streets have no names?
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TC |
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Posts: 6 (07/18/07 11:25 AM) I Need A Clue
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What kind of motto is "when it's right, it's right"?
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 ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 10021 (07/18/07 11:25 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Maria:
Kindly take a letter. Address it to my wife. Say I won't be coming home...gonna start a new life. SSTS, OE P.S. Send a copy to my lawyer. |
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BoxcutterWilly |
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Posts: 5031 (07/18/07 11:27 AM) I'm coming to terms with my issues |
Why would anyone be surprised that everyone would be annebriated in a subdivision that blatantly calls itself "Teenage Wasteland"?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 20592 (07/18/07 11:31 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Can you imagine how hard it would be on your daddy if he did rock n roll? Who would he dance with?
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40498 (07/18/07 11:34 AM) |
Although I'd like to think I've learned from my past mistakes, I probably won't be surprised when the time comes that I AM fooled again.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 24081 (07/18/07 11:34 AM) super badass |
Why would anyone even hire a cook who would throw away all their grits and then eat up all of their corn?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 20592 (07/18/07 11:36 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
If I'm waking up every damn morning next to Roseanna, I damn well wanna see more than just her eyes.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 17225 (07/18/07 11:37 AM) Registered user |
Why do you do things like buttress my self esteem when you know full well before hand that you will be inuring said self esteem as soon as things get tough? It is almost as if you derive pleasure from "messing me around" as you so succinctly put it.
I know it seems like I am complaining a lot, but this matter is not even number one on my list. My main gripe is that fact that every time I believe I have a firm commitment from on as to the times and dates of phone calls, you prove me wrong. In fact, you never call when you say you will. Despite the fact that you continually treat me badly and embarrass me, I find myself needing you more than anyone. Yes, I have known this from the beginning of our relationship and I am prepared to continue on this journey with you as long as you agree not to break my heart. I guess I can live with the other stuff. |
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BoxcutterWilly |
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Posts: 5031 (07/18/07 11:37 AM) I'm coming to terms with my issues |
You don't really think this song is about you...do you?
I'd call that shear arrogance on your part. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 20592 (07/18/07 11:41 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
 @ ILL. |
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