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So, we have Strategy Halls of Fame, we have Popularity Polls, we have threads where people make the Survivor seasons better (tysm ElmoEmo!!) we used to have Elimination Games (rip those, they sound like fun), but almost never we have a thread where people can talk about what's REALLY important...
... Physical attractiveness. ^_^
(I can't do better graphics than this. dwi I guess?)
The last time a huge-ass poll about hotness was made was after GABON. Seriously. Don't you people know better? O_O This is a very important subject, as it is the cause of so many pointless arguments and even more bizarre fandoms (hi random Morgan/Brooke fans who sprout out of nowhere after a single person mentions Guatemala!!). Hotness in Survivor needs to be *STUDIED AND ANALYZED*, and that's what I will do with this poll, and we'll find out who is the sexiest Survivor contestant of all times.
Since I am a ever-so-kind soul, I won't force people who only like girls to have an opinion on guys, and vice-versa, so I made two separate polls: one for peen-wielders and another for womyn (of course you can take both polls if you want). Each poll will collect 100 responses and I will only start to reveal results after BOTH polls close, so don't blame me if one of the polls takes longer to close.
A few observations:
- Obviously, no Redemption Island contestants are included because we haven't seen them in action yet. I believe this is the best time to do a poll like this, as the new cast means people are already over Nicaragua, but the new cast itself is not going to be in the poll, so no results are caused by recent season bias. Or so I hope.
- Each contestant is only included ONCE no matter how many times they played. And it's not like people REALLY change even after six years or summat. For example, don't give Amber a 7 because of how she looked in Australian Outback if you think she deserves more/less after doing All-Stars. Ultimately, it's your call, though.
- Please, PLEASE, do your best to not be biased towards contestants you like. This is a hotness poll, and I know for some people the personality plays a part in their attractiveness, but I don't think things like "Parvati's personality kills any hotness she might have had" are valid. Just for this poll, think with your second head, literally if you're a guy and metaphorically if you're a girl.
- If it's possible I WILL delete the obvious troll responses which give 0 to most people and 10 to a select few. So trolls better avoid the poll and Blueberry better watch his moves if he wants his obvious 10 for Sash to count.
- I hate ties so if a tie happens I will use the number of 10s and then the number of 9s (and so on I guess? I doubt I'll need more than that) as the tie-breaker.
- I won't post hot pics of some contestants if I just can't find them. I mean, it's hard to find pics of pre-EI seasons as it is. =O
And here are the two poll links. VOTE AWAY! After both polls are closed, I will compile the results and start posting them. ^_^
ETA: the poll is closed lolpwnt. Results start on page 8 ^_^
ETA: POLL DONE HERE'S THE MASTER LIST
*MEN*
*WOMYN*
So, we have Strategy Halls of Fame, we have Popularity Polls, we have threads where people make the Survivor seasons better (tysm ElmoEmo!!) we used to have Elimination Games (rip those, they sound like fun), but almost never we have a thread where people can talk about what's REALLY important...
... Physical attractiveness. ^_^
(I can't do better graphics than this. dwi I guess?)
The last time a huge-ass poll about hotness was made was after GABON. Seriously. Don't you people know better? O_O This is a very important subject, as it is the cause of so many pointless arguments and even more bizarre fandoms (hi random Morgan/Brooke fans who sprout out of nowhere after a single person mentions Guatemala!!). Hotness in Survivor needs to be *STUDIED AND ANALYZED*, and that's what I will do with this poll, and we'll find out who is the sexiest Survivor contestant of all times.
Since I am a ever-so-kind soul, I won't force people who only like girls to have an opinion on guys, and vice-versa, so I made two separate polls: one for peen-wielders and another for womyn (of course you can take both polls if you want). Each poll will collect 100 responses and I will only start to reveal results after BOTH polls close, so don't blame me if one of the polls takes longer to close.
A few observations:
- Obviously, no Redemption Island contestants are included because we haven't seen them in action yet. I believe this is the best time to do a poll like this, as the new cast means people are already over Nicaragua, but the new cast itself is not going to be in the poll, so no results are caused by recent season bias. Or so I hope.
- Each contestant is only included ONCE no matter how many times they played. And it's not like people REALLY change even after six years or summat. For example, don't give Amber a 7 because of how she looked in Australian Outback if you think she deserves more/less after doing All-Stars. Ultimately, it's your call, though.
- Please, PLEASE, do your best to not be biased towards contestants you like. This is a hotness poll, and I know for some people the personality plays a part in their attractiveness, but I don't think things like "Parvati's personality kills any hotness she might have had" are valid. Just for this poll, think with your second head, literally if you're a guy and metaphorically if you're a girl.
- If it's possible I WILL delete the obvious troll responses which give 0 to most people and 10 to a select few. So trolls better avoid the poll and Blueberry better watch his moves if he wants his obvious 10 for Sash to count.
- I hate ties so if a tie happens I will use the number of 10s and then the number of 9s (and so on I guess? I doubt I'll need more than that) as the tie-breaker.
- I won't post hot pics of some contestants if I just can't find them. I mean, it's hard to find pics of pre-EI seasons as it is. =O
And here are the two poll links. VOTE AWAY! After both polls are closed, I will compile the results and start posting them. ^_^
ETA: the poll is closed lolpwnt. Results start on page 8 ^_^
ETA: POLL DONE HERE'S THE MASTER LIST
*MEN*
*WOMYN*
