Where is the Steven Tyler Rage Soaked Hate Thread? in American Idol/X-Factor Forum

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SardonicallyIrrelevant	Where is the Steven Tyler Rage Soaked Hate Thread?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 25945 01/19/11 11:23 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I seriously want to kill this man. I am already sick of him screeching like a cat being raped by a Brutha, and his face literally makes me suck to my stomach. Die in a fire, Steven Tyler.
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SurvivorLDog93		#1	[-]
Posts: 42390 01/19/11 11:24 PM Admin/Play-By-Play Guru SKYNET is SELF-AWARE! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We have a legitimate JUDGE TYLER HATE THREAD now.
KellysMomCalledMeFine		#2	[-]
Posts: 9987 01/19/11 11:33 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	DAMNIT, I ACTUALLY LOVED HIM! He's so much better than Kara, Paula, Ellen and Randy.
ImCrushingYourHead		#3	[-]
Posts: 12093 01/19/11 11:40 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The expression 'a face for radio' must've been invented for him.
M1OOO		#4	[-]
Posts: 606 01/20/11 01:36 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We have to look at him. YUCK
ImCrushingYourHead		#5	[-]
Posts: 12093 01/20/11 02:39 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is it the hot camera lights that make the wax on his face melt so?
Blatantly Oblivious		#6	[-]
Posts: 3017 01/20/11 06:40 AM I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I actually expected to hate him, but thought he was good - except for the waxy melting appearance of his face.
meerkats		#7	[-]
Posts: 1625 01/20/11 10:12 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And the pedophilia.
Thom Thom		#8	[-]
Posts: 1425 01/20/11 11:21 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A creepy old druggy grandpa making lewd comments to 16-year-old girls? This is going to make the show more "current?" They ought to keep Mr. Creepy away from the children for a lot of reasons. For one, the guy publicly admitted that he is infected with both Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C likely from shared needles or something. For another, he is making eyes at the kids. I nearly puked when the old dude started with his repulsive come-on's. They picked this old man to guide the show into the future? Hell, Simon Cowell is only 51. Steven Tyler is 62 and is one creepy old dude. Just looking at the guy makes me cringe.
MTeaCups		#9	[-]
Posts: 1762 01/20/11 11:28 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Thom Thom wrote: A creepy old druggy grandpa making lewd comments to 16-year-old girls? That skeeved me out so bad. It was bad enough when Simon flirted with the 20ish girls but I think he left the jail-bait alone.
Velveeta Revolver		#10	[-]
Posts: 2965 01/20/11 11:50 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AHEM From the changes to the judges panel thread, 08-19-10, Velveeta Revolver wrote: I predict the first time that he "scats" his advice, the majority of Sucksters will want to beat him in the head until dead, dead, dead with one of Joe Perry's headstocks. Give me a cookie, bitches. I'm like totally SIDEKICK mang. I have to admit though, I'm fucking loving the ol' pedo scatman pole cat in heat with a face that's already died in a fire a eleventy billion times so far. Maybe it's because literally nothing else about the show holds my interest anymore. Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for both him and Aerosmith, considering they used to put out great music when they possessed testicles. Or maybe it's because I know he's going to annoy the living piss out of so very many folks and that is <3. As ugly as he is now (he was hot shit as a young pup), the man still attracts more puss than a Starkist Factory at high noon. Total rockstar charisma. Even I started thinking he sometimes didn't look too bad in certain lighting. With petroleum jelly on the lens, creatively blurred and filmed from 9 miles away. With a blindfold on.
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Liquidsunshine		#11	[-]
Posts: 5612 01/20/11 12:17 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm loving Tyler so far. I thought he gave some decent criticism and he's, you know, coherent. I reserve the right to change my mind, though. He does look scary as shit. Aerosmith seething <3.
seaguy		#12	[-]
Posts: 28441 01/20/11 12:54 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And with VR's amazing post, the season has OFFICIALLY begun. <3
glitterbabies		#13	[-]
Posts: 14331 01/20/11 02:16 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Velveeta Revolver wrote: AHEM From the changes to the judges panel thread, 08-19-10, Velveeta Revolver wrote: I predict the first time that he "scats" his advice, the majority of Sucksters will want to beat him in the head until dead, dead, dead with one of Joe Perry's headstocks. Give me a cookie, bitches. I'm like totally SIDEKICK mang. I have to admit though, I'm fucking loving the ol' pedo scatman pole cat in heat with a face that's already died in a fire a eleventy billion times so far. Maybe it's because literally nothing else about the show holds my interest anymore. Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for both him and Aerosmith, considering they used to put out great music when they possessed testicles. Or maybe it's because I know he's going to annoy the living piss out of so very many folks and that is <3. As ugly as he is now (he was hot shit as a young pup), the man still attracts more puss than a Starkist Factory at high noon. Total rockstar charisma. Even I started thinking he sometimes didn't look too bad in certain lighting. With petroleum jelly on the lens, creatively blurred and filmed from 9 miles away. With a blindfold on. pure poetry LOL I liked him. I thought he was funny and a lot more interesting than Simon.
sheremylijah		#14	[-]
Posts: 485 01/20/11 02:25 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	VR......<3333 I had the hots for him too when he was young...and I was young...er....
maadx		#15	[-]
Posts: 7892 01/20/11 05:26 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ImCrushingYourHead wrote: The expression 'a face for radio' must've been invented for him.
billhill	Steven Tyler "I've got no regrets"	#16	[-]
Posts: 8468 01/20/11 05:55 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	American Idol judge Steven Tyler has been there and done that. But, he says he has no regrets about his hard-partying past and hope that his experiences in the music industry will make him a better judge. "Everything that came my way has cut me into what I am today," the recovering drug addict and alcoholic. "I'm not without my faults and my marks and my scars. I'm proud of them. I show people them. I have for 40 years. That's why they love my music because I'm honest and I got no regrets. Things have been good." Steven also says he won't let personal issues cloud his judgment of the contestants. "I don't take whatever happened to me this morning or last night or with the band or with exes, I don't take that into judging kids like some other people might have. I kind of take what I've grown up with, which is being a very harsh judge of myself — my own vocals, my own band — and kind of laid that across the talent that comes across my view." As for working with his fellow judges, Steven says they're a great team. "It was like [Randy Jackson and I] were separated at birth... Whatever he's been through I've been through, and we mentioned names and we knew everybody and it was like how we hadn't met before was beyond me." And his impression of Jennifer Lopez? "J. Lo is a fox, she's also street, she's also got a good big heart."
Taniwha Is Waiting		#17	[-]
Posts: 4854 01/20/11 05:56 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The best part about the return of AI is the return of VR posts, definitely.
MakePaulaCry		#18	[-]
Posts: 13439 01/20/11 07:01 PM Egotistical Canookian alcoholic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	His lips look like horizontal vag lips and the rest of his face looks like melting wax. What a fucking disgusting ghoul. I hope he slits his wrists and dies ASAP. Christ, HE IS SO FUCKING HIDEOUS. Anyone that reproduced with that fucking homely piece of shit needs its c.unt sewn shut/removed ASAP. I can't even begin to describe how fugly this creature Steven Tyler is! Janis Joplin looked better 24 hours AFTER SHE WAS DEAD for Christ SAKES, and we all know Janis was a real fuckin looker too! GOD I HATE THIS THING. GET IT OFF MY SCREEN. Last Edited By: MakePaulaCry 01/20/11 07:04 PM. Edited 1 times.
Taniwha Is Waiting		#19	[-]
Posts: 4854 01/20/11 08:08 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Aw, come on now, Liv is very pretty. I spent much of last night looking at his face and trying to decide what all he's done to it. My plastic surgery knowledge, despite watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is not up to par. What makes part of one's face unnaturally smooth? Botox alone, or industrial grade sandpaper?
Tigershere		#20	[-]
Posts: 20912 01/20/11 08:17 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Any odds out for how soon he gets accused of having sex with a minor from the show ?
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