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naa, can I try knocking him out instead?

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I have nothing against posters who root for lameass contestants if they do so in a remotely original way (see Kohot among countless others, myself included). But Tennis Ace and Shane Megapowers have pushed the Codys down to the bronze metal position for Saddest, Grimmest, and Most Pathetic Exile Island postings.

In fact TA and SM (who should be likeable for those abbreviations alone) are so bad that my only hope is that they're both trolls trying to get a reaction. In reality they both really just suck to nearly unprecedented levels, but in order to keep my hope alive, I will hereafter completely ignore the existence of both…unless I’m mocking them in PM’s.

But I can’t start the “No Reaction policy” until after I tell Shitstane Megapowers that the lame sigline he tried this morning is bolded such that he's rooting for SHAWN Cohen not SHANE Powers. Sorry y'all, because now he'll probably go idiot edit each post he made this morning and bump his fucktarded threads (a rampant sickness which would’ve gotten the edit function disabled a while ago if the mods gave a shit anymore).

TA's siglines at least save me time because they've turned into a mockery of themselves; attempts to mock them cannot do more than TA has already done him/herself. The handful of good posters under the age of 18 should dogpile TA under the bleachers during the next pep rally for making them look bad.

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Recap: Tennis Ace sucks. Shane’s whore isn’t much better.

Anyway, might as well have fun:

Several Danielle threads died in 2006 by posters who didn’t want to validate TennisAce. They were buried on page 21 when TA thought they were still alive. The murdered chanted, "DiLorenzownage! Danielleownage! Annihilation!" as they were buried. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the undead zombies of these threads on a message board. In the middle of the night they will be bumped and show up on your ceiling. They will suffocate you like they were suffocated. If you post this, they will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Toma sota balcu,
NC