Somewhere in America, a fat white girl with bleached highlights is crying. And it's not Diana.
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0Ashley0 Suicide Watch
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 The Return Of Macksy |
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thefunnystone |
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Posts: 8128 (05/26/04 8:20 PM) Official Board Pimp |
I heard 500 different Sucksters mailed her guns with one bullet for after the finale. You guys! You're the best!
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ohyeahhhhhh |
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Posts: 2864 (05/26/04 8:23 PM) Registered user |
I found 0Ashley0, but she's really a he, believe it or not. He's so pissed about the finale that he became incontinent. Here Ashley is when he found out Diana lost:
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 17657 (05/26/04 8:24 PM) Registered user |
Don't worry, I only sent her an Ichluge bullet
 "Heathers" fans know the fun that can be had with one of those. Bye 0Ashley0 no body will miss you. Oh yes, and you're a bitch. |
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zarles is sex |
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Posts: 349 (05/26/04 8:27 PM) Registered user |
Wow, how i feel for Ashley's suicide can be best described in a phrase from lil piggy dumpling : "WOOOOOOOO, Come on'"
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Gryffindor4Life |
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Posts: 1185 (05/26/04 8:27 PM) Registered user |
 @Ohyeahhhh
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Frankie G Morris |
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Posts: 18832 (05/26/04 8:28 PM) All your ghosts are belong to us |
LOL .... maybe hanging out with Leah's one fan ... SomethingoverC....
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TarasMommy |
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Posts: 9111 (05/26/04 8:28 PM) Registered user |
This thread has potential.
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 12163 (05/26/04 8:28 PM) Registered user |
You guys are mean!!!!! I love it!!!!! |
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 9918 (05/26/04 8:30 PM) |
Quote: I believe it was actually "Wooooo, come on! Let's party!!" So let's. Buh-bye, 0Ashley0!!! |
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x5Will |
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Posts: 4928 (05/26/04 8:34 PM) Registered user |
Quote:
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The Return Of Macksy |
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Posts: 1079 (05/26/04 8:36 PM) Registered User |
Do you think she's in LA somewhere about to pull a Selena and kill Diana, carve off her face, and sew it on to her own?
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UrbanDecayChik |
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ilovety |
0Ashley0 | ||
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Posts: 1426 (05/26/04 8:42 PM) Registered User |
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 17657 (05/26/04 8:46 PM) Registered user |
Quote: So wrong but so goooooood. |
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lazygal |
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Posts: 2393 (05/26/04 8:49 PM) Registered User |
She's still holed up writing her review of last night. She'll be more suicidal having no place to post her manifesto.
You're killing me Macksy. I haven't watched the show yet, wasn't going to, now damn! |
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michiganboi |
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Posts: 1819 (05/26/04 8:49 PM) Registered user |
Too funny!
I think we should have The Best Suckin' Thread for AI3 Awards. This one MUST be nominated along with BWRTCFB, Eye-Patch lady and Ghetto-Ass Family Rushing to the stage! |
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The Return Of Macksy |
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Posts: 1079 (05/26/04 8:52 PM) Registered User |
Thanks, kids!
I believe that we all have a little 0Ashley0 in us. That little crazy part of us that obsesses entirely too much over little things. For same it may be Clay Aiken, for others it may be William Hung. For me, it's Lee's Press On Nails with the fake diamonds already inbedded in them. The point is, maybe 0Ashley0 is really part of ALL of us? Actually, I'm pretty sure she's reading this thread now crying, while picking out what color/size font she wants to use to tell us that she doesn't care that Diana lost and that Diana will be a huge star anyway!!!1111111
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restrictedShadow |
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Posts: 14941 (05/26/04 8:52 PM) Registered User |
Macksy, I officially take back every bad thing I ever said about you. You crack me up.
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The Return Of Macksy |
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Posts: 1079 (05/26/04 8:58 PM) Registered User |
Why thank you, but the important thing is that Ashley is dead.
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cgnudumples |
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My vision of how she'll off herself...
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