GO!
0 Kudo
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
Create your own mactor!
| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
Create your own mactor! |
Lead | |
|
Posts: 9760 (06/03/07 7:04 PM) Registered user |
|
||
 SuperJude |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 15279 (06/03/07 7:08 PM) Registered user |
Tad is 25 and studying to be an electical engineer. He works part time bartending in West Hollywood, and also as a mechanical bull operator. Tad is 6'2", very tan and most likely will have cancerous melanoma by the age of 40 to go with the 4 or 5 STD's he's caught while living in LA.
Tad applied for TAR but was tapped for Big Brother 10 after having sex with Erikkka, where he will fill the "20something bartender/mactor" role! GO TAD! TADOWNAGE! -SJ |
||
|
Charro355 |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 630 (06/03/07 7:42 PM) I need a life |
 Tad Super Tad Super is 25 and studying to be an electical engineer/stripper. He works part time bartending in West Hollywood, also as a mechanical bull operator, and gay pron actor who likes intense buttt sex with pencake. Tad is 6'2", very tan, well hung, and most likely will have cancerous melanoma by the age of 40 to go with the 4 or 5 STD's he's caught while living in LA. Tad has a mistranslated tattoo that was supposed to honor his loved ones. chinese people will forever laugh at him becoz his tattoo says I Nut. Tad applied for TAR but was tapped for Big Brother 10 after having sex with Erikkka, gave a BJ to Adam who then wiped poo across his upper lip, and anal with Jeff Probst where he will fill the "20something bartender/gay pron mactor" role. |
||
|
ManWhore019 |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 1513 (06/03/07 7:47 PM) Registered user |
LOL
|
||
|
AisleyneForever |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 108 (06/03/07 7:48 PM) Registered user |
Currently unemployed, 21 year-old Britney has been living in Los Angeles the past year hoping to make it big. She started off waitressing, but got fired when she was found getting jiggy with a customer in the dumpster outside. Luckily, that customer was a Survivor casting agent and asked Britney if she'd be interested in being on the show. Knowing that she needed money to pay off the expensive cosmetic enhancements she charged on her credit card last year, she agreed to participate.
|
||
|
Vyvvi |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 1876 (06/03/07 8:16 PM) Registered User |
Jennifer, 32, lives in Los Angeles and works as an exotic dancer at Big Bubba's Booty girls. After a hard night of working the pole, Jennifer walked to her house and ran into a casting agent. After finding out about her, he asked if she's be intrested in auditioning for Survivor. Having nothing else to do until her next dance show she agreed. Jennifer is 4'11, 182 pounds, and 1/4 Korean, 1/4 Domincan, 1/4 Native American, and 1/4 African.
|
||
|
SuperJude |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 15279 (06/03/07 8:41 PM) Registered user |
Charro!
 x1000Funny shit, and where DID you get that spiffy pic of that hot dude?!?!?! -SJ |
||
|
Syoma |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 3316 (06/04/07 5:04 AM) Registered User |
Le Toya is a 23 year old pedicab driver from New york. She was spotted at a broadway audition for Miss Saigon, where she was dropped because a black woman can't play the role of Kim. A Survivor Agent from Los Angeles who is searching for a black woman quota casted her.
|
||
|
Mega64 |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 11858 (06/04/07 7:21 AM) Registered User |
*XxMiSsMyStErIoUsxX* is a 24-year-old camwhore in southern Indiana. Weighing over 250 pounds, she spends her time stipping in front of her webcam to other fat horny nerds for money. Her hobbies include eating, cutting her wrists, anime, and writing gay fanfiction about characters in the anime she watches. She refuses to wear anything but black, and is currently working to publish her poetry about how much she hates her life and her parents, at whose place she still lives.
A Survivor casting agent found her Myspace, where she has over 3000 friends, and after masturbating to her a few times contacted her and asked her to join. *XxMiSsMyStErIoUsxX* hopes that if she wins the million she can finally move out of her "asshole parents'" house and then pay to fly over her 43-year-old boyfriend to meet for the first time and so she can finally lose her virginity. |
||
|
kmill |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 2253 (06/04/07 7:35 AM) Registered user |
Mega's is a little too realistic...
|
||
|
Mega64 |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 11858 (06/04/07 7:46 AM) Registered User |
The internet can be a lonely place.
|
||
|
fsmdud |
Re: Create your own mactor! | ||
|
Posts: 1962 (06/04/07 4:53 PM) Registered user |
 Born in Santa Barbara, California, Jeff Wilson moved to Ventura when he was three years old and then later to Santa Maria, California. He graduated from Righetti High School, where he also played football. He continued his studies at The National Academy of Sports Medicine. Wilson is certified and employed as a personal trainer and works as a brand representative for a major clothing company. He has previously been employed as a soccer referee, welder and petroleum distributor. Wilson enjoys hiking, working out, fishing, horseback riding, jet skiing and kayaking. He describes himself as unpredictable, responsible and fun. He is a member of the National Academy of Sports Medicine and is certified by the United States Power Squad, which allows him to operate large boats. Currently single, Wilson resides in Ventura, California. His birth date is February 9, 1983. |
||
|
Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
|||
|
Posts: 1556 (11/05/07 11:45 AM) Registered user |
bump |
||
|
Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
|||
|
Posts: 3561 (05/14/08 8:28 AM) Registered user |
Gabon will be chock full of Cliff
|
||
|
MyChemicalShowmance |
|||
|
Posts: 462 (05/14/08 1:36 PM) |
Lance is a 27 year-old guy from L.A. suburb, CA. But he was born in a small town in Iowa, so we are gonna list him as an Iowa native on the CBS website to
make it look like we cast people from "all over the U.S." Lance has held 11 different jobs in the past year, which include: bartending, acting,
modeling, clerk, stripper, student, personal trainer, motivational speaker, loser, reality TV show contestant, and surfer. His hobbies include drinking
protein shakes, watching his Entourage DVD's and reruns of the Real World: Hollywood, going to the gym, looking at pictures of himself, being lazy, and
clubbing.
He will be voted out on Day 12 when his majority alliance realizes he is a useless piece of shit and backstabs him, thanks to a redneck that lies to his face. yw! |
||
|
SuperAgent Ari Gold |
|||
|
Posts: 118 (05/14/08 2:19 PM) |
MyChemicalShowmance wrote: Fuck Yeah! |
||
|
platinumtlc |
|||
|
Posts: 2781 (05/14/08 2:29 PM) Registered User |
|
||
|
NlGHTCRAWLER |
|||
|
Posts: 15684 (05/14/08 2:54 PM) >: | |
LOL @ Fiji cast.
God, I hated that season! Why couldn't the Fiji government problems lead to an explosion that would've killed them all? |
||
|
platinumtlc |
|||
|
Posts: 2782 (05/14/08 2:56 PM) Registered User |
Mmhmm
|
||
|
BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
|||
|
Posts: 1576 (05/14/08 3:20 PM) |
Mike Hunt is 24 and is a bartender in L.A. He loves any kind of sport that has the potential to involve a fleet of rescue helicopters and he once trained as an
Olympic swimmer, which is when he got into the habit of waxing all his body hair. ("That'll be the worst part of being stranded," he jokes,
"not being able to keep up with my manscaping.") He's single and the father of six children by three women, including his eldest, a six year-old
boy named Mark Burnett Jeffrey Hunt. His hobbies include womanizing, working out, designing custom tattoo art and drinking until he passes out face down in his
own vomit in a public parking lot.
If he wins the million dollars, Mike says he will use it to start a charity to benefit children who no longer recognize their parents due to plastic surgery. |
||
|
Survivor Jay |
|||
|
Posts: 256 (05/14/08 3:28 PM) I don't get |
Would being a fan AND an actor still make you a mactor?
Because I'm a die hard fan, but also, an actor. |
||
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
