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 barttanderson(d) |
13,600 dead in French heat--please pray for M O R E |
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Posts: 743 (08/12/03 10:43 AM) |
why do people die just because it is 95 degrees or whatever
I don't get it "Sacre blue eet ees 95 degrees, my sorbet is le melted. Thump." good riddance |
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DrDanDC99 |
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Posts: 2864 (08/12/03 10:43 AM) Registered user |
Maybe the increased BO factor kills them?
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Intelly |
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Posts: 845 (08/12/03 10:45 AM) |
Thus we have French Fries
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 ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 49488 (08/12/03 10:48 AM) Registered user |
Well it's official. The French are too stupid to come in from the heat.
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Survival Boy |
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Posts: 796 (08/12/03 10:48 AM) |
Don't they have ac?
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bergdogg |
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Posts: 7029 (08/12/03 10:49 AM) Registered User |
You see, this is because the french are pussies. They are too busy getting drunk instead of, oh, HAVING A GLASS OF WATER!!
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AKA DreadPirateRoberts |
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Posts: 3746 (08/12/03 10:51 AM) Registered user |
It's because they don't have any white handkerchiefs left to mop their brows with, having used said hankies for surrendering purposes in the past.
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Survival Boy |
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Posts: 796 (08/12/03 10:52 AM) |
 LMFAO at the person above me!!!!!! lol. I so agree!
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Sloanzilla |
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Posts: 6048 (08/12/03 11:22 AM) Registered user |
Is anyone else waiting for this to somehow be our fault?
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barttanderson(d) |
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Posts: 743 (08/12/03 11:27 AM) |
it's the CFCs from the anti-perspirant we Amercians use
cause global warming, ya know |
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Sloanzilla |
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Posts: 6048 (08/12/03 11:32 AM) Registered user |
hey, that was pretty good.
You should offer yourself as a consultant to Europeans looking to blame Americans for shit. |
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bergdogg |
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Posts: 7029 (08/12/03 11:49 AM) Registered User |
The French Explination:
"The reason for the death of 100 heat deaths is clearly the fault of the Americans. You see, they used there super powered energy machine they call "THE SUN" to shine down on us and chemically roast 100 French civilians just for their ammusement. Though this "SUN" has been around for billions of years, it is owned by the Americans, and always has been. They can set the heat level to whatever they please, and they decided to set it to "FRY FRENCHIE" yesterday. Clearly, another solid reason to hate Americans." |
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davincan |
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Posts: 702 (08/12/03 11:51 AM) Registered user |
Quote:
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TBuccaneer |
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Posts: 2914 (08/12/03 12:00 PM) Registered user |
The French believe America is using advanced technology to randomly fry French people. And they could be right. I hope we use this technology to get us some more french fries.
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Uncle Edna |
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Posts: 1880 (08/12/03 12:14 PM) |
Obviously, the problem lies in greenhouse gases that have formed within the underwear of sweaty Frenchman who sit around all day at cafe's, sipping wine and blowing bleu cheese farts.
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 1969 (08/12/03 12:25 PM) I'm with STUPID! |
Damn, the French will surrender to ANYTHING. Germans, the Taliban, intelligent thought, a little hot weather.
Now if they'd just hold hands and sweat to death, we'd be in business. |
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GottaSingGottaDance |
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Posts: 46 (08/12/03 12:59 PM) |
This Frenchman knows that when the sidewalks of Paris are sizzlin' nothing makes his mesdemoiselles feel fresher than a little Eau de Pepe.
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Quiche Lorraine |
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Posts: 511 (08/12/03 02:04 PM) |
There is not enough evidence to prove 100 frenchmen are dead. We should send in a UN team of inspectors to confirm this situation. And we should take our damn sweet time about it to make the correct assesment.
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Peek Performance |
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Posts: 2254 (08/12/03 06:45 PM) Registered user |
Ils n'ont eu aucun autre choix. Ils ont dû se rendre. Après tout, vous ne pouvez pas battre la nature de mère.
They had no other choice but to surrender to the heat. |
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barttanderson(d) |
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Posts: 743 (08/12/03 10:47 PM) |
transaltion, por favour
or whatever |
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neomatrix925 |
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