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I really enjoy this thread. And I find it amusing that people always accuse women of being jealous when they diss on other women. Please.

My favorite comment was on Conan, who said "J-Lo heard about Nic Cage and Lisa Marie getting divorced after only 4 months and she called telling her how amazing it was that it lasted so long, and what did she do to keep it so fresh."

That pretty much sums up J-Lo. Completely unable to stay focused on anything for any time period. As my mama used to say "Jack of all trades, master of none."

Lets take a look at her career:

Began as a "dancer" on Living Color. Seen her dance? Britney is a better dancer. And that ain't saying much. Pelvic thrusts and booty pushes is not dancing, but whatever....

Then actress. Did two good films. Selena and Out of Sight. Selena forced her to stay latino, something she hates. Out of Sight put her in the hands of an amazing director, Steven Soderberg who can get the wooden tools of Julia Roberts and George Clooney to look good, so you tell me who is the brains in that operation. Clooney so liked that collaboration he formed a production company with him, they have worked together since and hired Julia as well, more than once. Never once mentioned liking working with her or seemingly hired her again, says it all.... Robin Williams worked with her and steadfastly ignored commenting on her when asked. And he can't shut his mouth.

Singer. No one admits to buying the crap albums. Yet the current single sold more on record than any single. Who is buying this? Latino men and young girls. The same people and same ethnic group she does her best to distance herself from while simultaneously courting their powerful consumer dollar.

Clothing designer. Crap shit languishes on the shelves at Macy's half off. Says it all...

Perfume maker. Who buys it? Again the same group who she pretends to be and not be. Smell it, you will wish to have your nasal cavities burned after.

Restauranter. Well Britney's restaurant closed, no doubt Madre's will not be far behind. Fired first ex-husband as manager.

Professional Wife. Well the record speaks for itself. First husband was waiter in Gloria Estefan's joint, married him weeks after knowing him. Second one, dancer in her show. Married months after knowing him. First one already gone to tabloids and said the sex was great, but she has high burn out ratio. Second will soon follow when he also loses job on family payroll. Probably wanted to marry Puffy, he said no way Ho, I can get you for a Versace dress, why spend more.

Ben Affleck, this time he is paying rather than she. Notorious gambler, substance abuse problem and world class idiot. Perfect match. Both are whores, who would sell their souls for fame and fortune.

There actually may be something here that does smack of conspiracy theory. Dick Cheney is using her ass to cover up the whole new secret plans. Kissinger is a master of this and probably concoted the whole J-Lo/Affleck thing to hide the 9/11 committee or the energy plan. Hey and how about the new SEC boss who is another member of the "new world order" While we are forced to see prime time coverage on J-Lo's ass!!!! Its they who are the assholes.