Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Turn your nipples into little eraser heads.
Now flick them.
Get some more lotion out of that bottle.
Now rub, rub, rub, some more.
That's it.
Rub the goose bumps on your areolas.
Rub them like you mean it.
Yeah.
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Rub that lotion into your breasts, baby.
Rub it, rub it, rub it. Turn your nipples into little eraser heads. Now flick them. Get some more lotion out of that bottle. Now rub, rub, rub, some more. That's it. Rub the goose bumps on your areolas. Rub them like you mean it. Yeah. |
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Gray Kent |
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WHO ARE YOU LINDA McCARTNEY.
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY.
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Cheeto Jackson |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Perform fellatio on your lover.
Do it all night long. Down by the lake. Cause him to moan in ecstacy. Make him long for your open mouth. Once he has climaxed, perhaps he will return the favor. Only then will you know the true meaning of love. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Work yourself into a frenzy.
In anticipation of your lover's kiss. Feel your loins ache in yearning. As you wait for that moment of intimacy. Reach down and touch yourself. Though your mother always forbade you, Your private area is yours to do with what you like. Use yourself. Become one with your own body. Be at peace with your orgasm. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Take your penis in your hand.
Observe and inspect it. Beautiful penis. Kind and gentle penis. The penis defines man. And satisfies woman. Oh, mighty penis. Carrier of all that is sensual. And all that is good. Do not mislead me. And, in turn, I shall reward you. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Pornography.
Actors feigning pleasure. For your sexual satisfaction. Go ahead. Whet your lustful appetite. Watch the actors copulate. As you sit and climax. Don't feel guilty. They do it for you. And you do it for you. Just for you. All for you. Enjoy porn. Live, love, be porn. For your imagination knows no bounds. |
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chorizoman |
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don't get out much,do you pal? |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Observe the nubile young man.
As he walks down the street. With his supple, swimmer's body. His lithe torso. His sinuous limbs. Cause prurient thoughts in your head. As you think of what you would do. To this strapping young man. You have a hot flash. As you sit in the sidewalk café with your friend. And you realize you're old enough to be his mother. Whick only makes you want him more. You think of what has been. And what could be. As the nubile young man passes by. You keep your thoughts to yourself. |
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recycledbooger(d) |
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FDTF: your 1st amendment rights make me want to exercise my 2nd amendment rights!
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peachesandcream1 |
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Young nubile man walks down the street.
Older woman eyes him Walks with her friend to his side. He likes what he sees. She seduces, uses and discards him. Friend, older woman walk away. Young man is pleased. Everyone goes away happy. I can't help it...I love men...I JUST DO.
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flamingwood |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire,
are you Walt Whitman jr?? |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Your menstruation
Reinforces your womanhood. And allows you to bear child. Not to mention ovulate. You are so sexy to me. As you complete your monthly cycle. |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Do you like to masturbate?
Dildo or vibrator? Or do you let your fingers do the walking? All of the above? Are you easily orgamic? Do you prefer deep penetration? Or direct clitoral stimulation? Are you vocal when you climax? Do the neighbors ever hear you? Yeah, that's what you think. |
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Gray Kent |
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GOD DAMN IT MOM.... GO TO BED!!!
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY.
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JDawg420 |
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lol what the hell is this shit? damn i just registered n now things are gettin all kinky over here, cool
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jackolf(d) |
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I'm rubbing it harder and harder.
Until white gunk spewed frm it. Ohh, It feels so good. Just wanking my winkie. |
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Control Agent 86 |
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Floating asteroid
Need to buy some school supplies You're soaking in it Missed it by THAT much!
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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Menage a trois.
A man and two women. Engage in sexual activity together. A heterosexual and two bisexuals. One penis, two vaginas and four breasts. Intertwined in an inseperable mass of flesh. So many places for the man to receive pleasure. Choices and decisions. Where will he enjoy his orgasm this time? |
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MikeSal222 |
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FaceDownIntoTheFire |
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French Kissing
Playing tonsil hockey in someone else's mouth. Lick my tongue baby. Lick it, lick it, lick it. Feel the bulge in my pants. Now put your tongue in my ear. You drive me wild. |
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