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RashesandCreams VD Clinic |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 08:48 AM) Registered user |
Give me your symptoms and I'll prescribe the appropriate fix.
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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Blzbub667 |
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Posts: 336 (02/01/02 10:10 AM) |
There are bumps where there were not bumps before...
It hurts when I pee. Please help! |
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TC66 |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 10:12 AM) Registered user |
I used to have that problem -- where it burned when I pee'd.
Then I figured out that I have to put my Marlboro out BEFORE I wipe. I've been fine ever since! So bub, are these BIG bumps? Maybe they could be used to your advantage. "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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Blzbub667 |
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Posts: 336 (02/01/02 10:25 AM) |
So far they have proved to be a disadvantage. Maybe I should get a woman with lower standards (or maybe bumps of her own)
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TC66 |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 10:57 AM) Registered user |
If it's lower standards your looking for, there are some cyber ho's around here that'll hump anything....
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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INeedtoPoo |
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Posts: 315 (02/01/02 11:34 AM) |
It looks like a mayo factory down there. HELP!
Strippers, whores, blackjack and Chews.
Just your average February in Vegas.
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TC66 |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 11:39 AM) Registered user |
Get yourself some rye bread and some cold cuts and invite friends over!!!
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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uberJuked |
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Posts: 6445 (02/01/02 11:46 AM) registered user |
My partner has bloody scabs all over his thingy, should I discuss this or just ignore it, I don't want to hurt his feelings?
Fuck Elvis, Fuck him in the ASS
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muffalo |
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Posts: 443 (02/01/02 11:56 AM) |
My, uh, my friend...wait I mean my sister, that's it! Anyway, she is complaining of discharge and a rotten fishy smell and she was wondering if it could be related to the use of dead mackerel used for masterbation, along with the hollandaise sauce used for lubrication?
Please help, Muffy My hovercraft is full of eels. |
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TC66 |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 12:03 PM) Registered user |
Juked, by thingy, you mean ??????
Muffy, tell your sister to try some Glade Potpourri in the Can. Just don't get the container stuck because the emergency room nurses don't find rectal extractions as much fun as you think they would.... "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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uberJuked |
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Posts: 6445 (02/01/02 12:14 PM) registered user |
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INeedtoPoo |
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Posts: 315 (02/01/02 12:16 PM) |
Well, the SuperBowl IS Sunday. I guess I won't have to cook!
Sandwiches and tuna salad for all! Juked, 2man has scabs on his thingy? Strippers, whores, blackjack and Chews.
Just your average February in Vegas.
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uberJuked |
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Posts: 6445 (02/01/02 12:23 PM) registered user |
How dare you.
Fuck Elvis, Fuck him in the ASS
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JeepDrivinChick |
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Posts: 812 (02/01/02 12:28 PM) |
Juked I know a guy who has that same problem and was wondering if I should say something about it to him. In fact I just can't get near his thing for fear I might catch whatever it is.
My questions: What is it? Is it something contagious? Should I say something or just break up with him because of it? |
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riceme |
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Posts: 9644 (02/01/02 12:31 PM) Registered user |
I think Juked was referring to either Bop or KF's thingy since she met them for illicit clown love after the Dating Game. (We have the incriminating pictures in a vault at the Jail).
Las Vegas - a bet worth taking!
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uberJuked |
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Posts: 6445 (02/01/02 12:33 PM) registered user |
FOCUS PEOPLE.
What up with the bloody scabs on his down there place? Fuck Elvis, Fuck him in the ASS
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Julesbaby22 |
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Posts: 1924 (02/01/02 12:51 PM) Registered user |
My boyfriend is having a problem taking a crap.
Any suggestions on home remedies? |
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INeedtoPoo |
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Posts: 315 (02/01/02 12:52 PM) |
Juked, just some pre-Vegas humor.
I heard that bloody scabs are usually a result of trying to get your cat to jack you off. Bop's cat isn't declawed, is he? Strippers, whores, blackjack and Chews.
Just your average February in Vegas.
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INeedtoPoo |
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Posts: 315 (02/01/02 12:53 PM) |
Jules, I have no idea.
Strippers, whores, blackjack and Chews.
Just your average February in Vegas.
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riceme |
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Posts: 9644 (02/01/02 12:57 PM) Registered user |
Jules: FLAX OIL CAPSULES (But I don't know if they'll have an adverse reaction with the antibiotics he's already on)
Juked: I think you'll have to ask P&C about his scabs since she was the last one to "see" him... Las Vegas - a bet worth taking!
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TC66 |
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Posts: 461 (02/01/02 01:01 PM) Registered user |
Quote: Juked?  "Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." |
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