OZZY calls the tribe together and tells them this story:
Ozzy: I was thinking, and you know that I'm a brilliant thinker............this is how we defeat Da Coach and the Blue Meanies. Let's build our own horse, and I'll be the one in it, and lead the way to defeating our enemies on Savaii. Who's got an idea for a horse?
Keith rises: Here we go, look at this!
Oz: Whoa, dude, size matters, but this is way to big!
Jim: They're too smart to fall for a horse Here's the one we need.
Oz: No way man. Pigs won't fly. What have you been smokin'?
The Women: How about a modern version?
Oz: No way that will work, Rick won't fall for it.
Women: Rick?
OZ: Yea, Rick
Women: Who's Rick?
Oz: He's on Upolo
Women: They have a guy named Rick?
Oz: The guy with the big hat
Women: Never heard of him
Cochran interupts: I think it would be a good peace offering if you brought along a package of these mints Jeff left for us.
Oz: UUhhhhh, no, UUmmm, I'll explain later
Cochran: I just thought it would be nice if.....
OZ: NO! I'll explain later!
Oz: Looks like I'll have to use my own design.
Oz: Off I go, sacrificing myself for the good of the tribe.......
Taking on the RI dominator Christine after she eliminates the Playboy babe
I won't fail, for I am the great Wizard of Oz!
Tribe: Just go already, win and come back.
