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scribers wrote:Sandusky is getting ready to 'fight for four quarters'.
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Jerry Sandusky’s attorney really isn’t doing him any favors. Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach who has been accused of over 50 counts of sexual assault against young boys, waived his preliminary hearing this morning. His attorney, Joseph Amendola, then addressed the media in an impassioned — if horribly misguided — manner. Amendola announced that anyone who believes that Sandusky is a child molester should call “1-800-REALITY.” The folks at Deadspin did, and this is what they discovered: 1-800-REALITY is a gay sex line that offers “the hottest place for triple-x action … Just 99 cents per minute.”
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Iamthedarkness wrote:This case is getting more awesome all the time. Jerry Sandusky’s attorney really isn’t doing him any favors. Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach who has been accused of over 50 counts of sexual assault against young boys, waived his preliminary hearing this morning. His attorney, Joseph Amendola, then addressed the media in an impassioned — if horribly misguided — manner. Amendola announced that anyone who believes that Sandusky is a child molester should call “1-800-REALITY.” The folks at Deadspin did, and this is what they discovered: 1-800-REALITY is a gay sex line that offers “the hottest place for triple-x action … Just 99 cents per minute.” Whoops.
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jamesriver wrote:Now two of Bernie Fine's accusers have sued Jim Boeheim (with Gloria Allred as their lawyer) and want money from Boeheim because he said they were only after money.
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by Stephan Tawney on December 15, 2011
I look forward to the defense team telling this to a jury. A jury that will then proceed to laugh so hard the judge will have to provide them with clean underwear.
“Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.” (In the interest of fairness, we’re going to assume Mr. Rominger is a real attorney with a degree and everything and not a well-executed plant from The Onion.) In an apparent effort to bolster this latest defense tactic, Rominger noted during the interview that his college cross-country coach often showered with the team. Of course, Rominger was neither 10 years old nor alone when these showers took place, so it’s unclear what his college experience has to do with his client’s situation.
“Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”
(In the interest of fairness, we’re going to assume Mr. Rominger is a real attorney with a degree and everything and not a well-executed plant from The Onion.)
In an apparent effort to bolster this latest defense tactic, Rominger noted during the interview that his college cross-country coach often showered with the team. Of course, Rominger was neither 10 years old nor alone when these showers took place, so it’s unclear what his college experience has to do with his client’s situation.
A kid doesn’t know basic hygiene skills, so clearly that calls for him to shower naked with a creepy old guy. Okay then.
“We the jury sentence the defendant Gerald Arthur Sandusky to 463 years in a correctional facility. And for the love of God, would someone disbar that lawyer?”
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SuckULent wrote:Sandusky’s Lawyer: He was teaching kids how to use soap by Stephan Tawney on December 15, 2011 I look forward to the defense team telling this to a jury. A jury that will then proceed to laugh so hard the judge will have to provide them with clean underwear. “Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.” (In the interest of fairness, we’re going to assume Mr. Rominger is a real attorney with a degree and everything and not a well-executed plant from The Onion.) In an apparent effort to bolster this latest defense tactic, Rominger noted during the interview that his college cross-country coach often showered with the team. Of course, Rominger was neither 10 years old nor alone when these showers took place, so it’s unclear what his college experience has to do with his client’s situation. A kid doesn’t know basic hygiene skills, so clearly that calls for him to shower naked with a creepy old guy. Okay then. “We the jury sentence the defendant Gerald Arthur Sandusky to 463 years in a correctional facility. And for the love of God, would someone disbar that lawyer?”
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lilmzcan wrote:SuckULent wrote:Sandusky’s Lawyer: He was teaching kids how to use soap by Stephan Tawney on December 15, 2011 I look forward to the defense team telling this to a jury. A jury that will then proceed to laugh so hard the judge will have to provide them with clean underwear. “Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.” (In the interest of fairness, we’re going to assume Mr. Rominger is a real attorney with a degree and everything and not a well-executed plant from The Onion.) In an apparent effort to bolster this latest defense tactic, Rominger noted during the interview that his college cross-country coach often showered with the team. Of course, Rominger was neither 10 years old nor alone when these showers took place, so it’s unclear what his college experience has to do with his client’s situation. A kid doesn’t know basic hygiene skills, so clearly that calls for him to shower naked with a creepy old guy. Okay then. “We the jury sentence the defendant Gerald Arthur Sandusky to 463 years in a correctional facility. And for the love of God, would someone disbar that lawyer?”
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SuckULent wrote: Sandusky’s Lawyer: He was teaching kids how to use soap by Stephan Tawney on December 15, 2011 I look forward to the defense team telling this to a jury. A jury that will then proceed to laugh so hard the judge will have to provide them with clean underwear. “Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”
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"According to the Post, Paterno reiterated that McQueary was unclear with him about the nature of what he saw _ and added that even if McQueary had been more graphic, he's not sure he would have understood it.
"You know, he didn't want to get specific," Paterno said. "And to be frank with you I don't know that it would have done any good, because I never heard of, of, rape and a man. So I just did what I thought was best. I talked to people that I thought would be, if there was a problem, that would be following up on it"
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