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With great power comes great snacks.
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Total manwhore
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Powers wrote:Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
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Enterprising...And pretty good at it
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AunTC wrote:Take a guy, who whenever he's caught with a young girl, mutters, "I'm her uncle" in a Texas drawal, then add the funny way kids hear/repeat words and a username is born."I'm Merkyl."Unpossible?
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Powers wrote:I got tons of them. When I was about 9, we decided to sell apples door to door to the neighbors. We had a pippin tree in our back yard, so we grabbed as many apples as we could and put them in our wagon and started walking throughout the neighborhood. We didn't sell many, but I must have eaten 10 of those fuckers by the time I got to the end of the street. I started to feel them working their way though my system...quickly. I turned around and started waddling home with my cheeks pressed together to stop the oncoming tide, but it wasn't working. By the time I made it home, my tighty whities were a mess, I had shit running down my leg, and I barely made it to the downstairs bathroom before all hell broke loose. /dumb&dumber moment
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: The same girl tried to drown me in a lake not too long after that.
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