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Do Germans not have a "w" sound?

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Posts: 89 05/30/12 10:45 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How come they pronounce w as v? How do they pronounce v? How the fuck do they say Volkswagen??? If English is a Germanic language, why are we more like a romance language???
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funkymunky		#1	[-]
Posts: 2351 05/30/12 10:48 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	im not doing your homework for you tc. ninth grade will be even tougher.
Je Fa		#2	[-]
Posts: 15821 05/30/12 10:48 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We got lots of romance vocabulary from the Norman conquest, maybe also just from Latin scholarship. Folksvagen
Licorice		#3	[-]
Posts: 15858 05/30/12 10:50 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	English is like a two-tiered language - the Roman/Greek words are for the elite, and the simple Germanic words are for the dummies.
Jitensha		#4	[-]
Posts: 26189 05/30/12 10:52 AM I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hate listening to German, it always sounds mumbly and gross.
squashthebeef		#5	[-]
Posts: 40203 05/30/12 10:53 AM With great power comes great snacks. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	and why did they hate the Jevs?
KoaliBear		#6	[-]
Posts: 246 05/30/12 10:53 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That wuh sound is heard by german men having gay sex.
Je Fa		#7	[-]
Posts: 15821 05/30/12 10:53 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	squashthebeef wrote: and why did they hate the Jevs? lol
Penelope McBagpipe		#8	[-]
Posts: 34875 05/30/12 10:57 AM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Germans bought the house next to mom and dad years ago, and their son was one of the hottest things I have ever seen. 7 foot tall, blond and blue eyed giant of DAYUM. He died of the eyeball cancer a couple years ago. I felt bad, mostly because of how I bugged him about that whole holocaust thing. He took it well though.
StatelyWayneManor		#9	[-]
Posts: 32942 05/30/12 11:01 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	http://german.about.com/l...anfang/blanfang_abc3.htm ...Wolksvagon
StatelyWayneManor		#10	[-]
Posts: 32942 05/30/12 11:03 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^btw, the "v" should be an "f" but I didn't want to upset anyone here.
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TC		#11	[-]
Posts: 89 05/30/12 11:03 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	German men have powerful dicks.
KoaliBear		#12	[-]
Posts: 246 05/30/12 11:05 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Aren't the prettiest of eyes usually the defective ones?
Penelope McBagpipe		#13	[-]
Posts: 34875 05/30/12 11:06 AM Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He also confirmed to me before his demise that Germans do in fact love David Hasselhoff.
youfist		#14	[-]
Posts: 23332 05/30/12 11:06 AM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	'w' is to germans what 'L' is to Asians
Crocodile pop tarts		#15	[-]
Posts: 3022 05/30/12 11:07 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Many centuries ago, the Germanic people gave the "w" sound to the French. Who have often used it. As in "We give up."
youfist		#16	[-]
Posts: 23332 05/30/12 11:08 AM Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Crocodile pop tarts wrote: Many centuries ago, the Germanic people gave the "w" sound to the French. Who have often used it. As in "We give up." I was REALLY hoping that was going to be funny I was pulling for you you may want to stop taking notes from Chicken racing dooshe
star jumper		#17	[-]
Posts: 65326 05/30/12 11:12 AM I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I like their V accent. Some Germans are very hot.
Crocodile pop tarts		#18	[-]
Posts: 3022 05/30/12 11:12 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You have a good point there. I spend too much time talking to Germans. Truth is, none of them are funny. I keep hoping to meet a German who is fat and jolly like Sergeant Schultz. But they all act like Klink or Burkhalter.
TC		#19	[-]
Posts: 89 05/30/12 11:14 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I m posting from inside of a tanning booth right now.
Pirates of Piss Ants		#20	[-]
Posts: 549 05/30/12 11:16 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is your kid in there with you?
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