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BessyKucha	Re: CBV	#41	[-]
Posts: 712 05/03/01 09:39 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Actually, to tell you the truth, she went to school adn became a brain surgeon. Seriously. I guess her and that Six girl still talk - the Six girl was in an interview on people.com - it was sorta interesting. I guess Blossom sure has... er... Blossomed? So after making the headress Tori Spelling immediately copied the look and tried to market it to young teens for lots of money saying this is how you have to look to live in Beverly Hills and be cool. Jaleel "smacked the bitch up" cos' he's going to hardcore rap route and then Bob Saget stepped in and asked anyone if the had seen his anal beads given to him by our other favorite Survivor, which are now HIS lux item. The guy from Step By Step and the other dad are out fishing when Tina Yothers walks into the water and steps on 50 fish, killing them instantly. Her 400 pound mass of a body gets the Survivors food they need and quickly, so we know she's not going anytime soon. Mark Paul, our favorite teen dream anti-hero, is this year's Colby - the dumbass who does his mom but loves his country. We'll watch him make it to the final 4 then Kelly Kapowski will show up and ruin everything for him. Watch for a special cameo by AC Slater Screech Jessie and the gang as he wins the AA challenge.
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Unregistered(d)	Re: CBV	#42	[-]
Posts: 0 05/03/01 09:41 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hey! Jitensha, is a fellow Syracuse University person. I'm concerned about her heavy involvement with the CBT thread, which indicates mental instability, but her appearance in CBV must be taken as a sign that she's on the road to recovery, and has realized that Survivor really does SUCK! I changed my mind, I think Colby wins it all. Insane mommy, I want to have your babies! Good luck on your finals, Jitensha, nice day out there, eh? BD
MyBallsReallyItch	You don't even want to know!	#43	[-]
Posts: 1 05/03/01 09:45 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hi Mom.
dicqueshenchman(d)	WOW!	#44	[-]
Posts: 255 05/03/01 09:46 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jitensha...sweet! Is he any good? I've always kinda had a crush on Owen, myself...blush "Suffer...like G did?"
Jitensha	Re: CBV	#45	[-]
Posts: 26189 05/03/01 09:46 AM I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	brackcanine - you are my history professor? right?!
SweatyButcher	Re: CBV	#46	[-]
Posts: 952 05/03/01 09:52 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bessy --- you know waaaaaaaaayyyy too much about 'blossom' I'm frightened. I missed that episode with Tina Yothers & the fish, but you know the old saying: 'Teach Nick to fish and you'll go hungry. Displace all the water in the river with Tina Yothers and your rice will float away.' Wait, that's not the quote, hold on. I'll have to check. Oooh, I know. 'Give a man a fish and you'll eat for a night. Teach a man to fish and he'll never be home for dinner.' Noo, that STILL isn't right. Let's try this: 'Bury a fish in the sand, and Jerri will cover you with chocolate.' DAMN! I CAN'T GET THIS! "Colby, do you wanna chew on this for a while?" --Jeff P, TV Host/God
BessyKucha	Re: CBV	#47	[-]
Posts: 712 05/03/01 09:53 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Meanwhile, back at the camp, Bea Arthur forms her alliances with ALF and David Faustino. She knows she could probably go at any time, and if she needs her shoulder pads adjusted, they will be the ones to yell for. ALF agrees as long as he inherits her cats. David Faustino still just wants to get laid. Willie Ames is desperately searching for an alliance. He wants to hang with Tootie, but Tootie doesn't want to be near him. Tootie wants to sit. That's all Tootie wants to do. Willie tries to sneak over to the other tribe - he finds out their first challenge is a group effort, like the team things you did on the first day of school. Each tribe is to make a name for themselves. This is where I am leaving it in your hands at the moment, my friends. Give me your votes for the names of the two tribes. Make them whacky and suiting. The tribe lists will be in my next post. If you see one mentioned you enjoy, let me know so we'll vote on that one...
beefjerkyboy	Re: CBV	#48	[-]
Posts: 2569 05/03/01 09:55 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Got any iced tea? It's going to be hot out there today. Jitensha, don't know if you ever saw, but I thanked you for your advice on time-sharing a dog. You supported my POV and I am not going to do it. Oh ... about spoiling ... I put this in another, less significant, thread and it wasn't picked up. A close personal friend of mine was talking to his banker, who heard through the banking grapevine (yes, it is extensive and mysterious) that Keith told his banker the final immunity challnge was called "Sweatshop". The painting of the pots, as seen on the Early Show, is the challenge. In 24 hours, whoever paints the most knock off Aboriginal artifacts and sews the most knock off Reeboks (tm) wins immunity. EPMB is planning to sell the stuff on eBay to pay for Stacey's lawsuit.
dicqueshenchman(d)	Re: CBV	#49	[-]
Posts: 255 05/03/01 09:55 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sweaty, I think it goes something like "Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Jerri and he would rather starve the rest of his life than eat that fish." "Suffer...like G did?"
BessyKucha	Re: CBV	#50	[-]
Posts: 712 05/03/01 09:58 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Team 1: Mark Paul Goselaar (Saved By The Bell) Bea Arthur (Golden Girls) Tori Spelling (90210) Jaleel White (Urkel) Tina Yothers (Family Ties) ALF Bob Saget (Full House) David Faustino (Married With Children) Team 2: The other dad - not Paul Reiser - from My Two Dads Kim "Tootie" Fields (Facts Of Life) Emanuel Lewis (Webster) Mayim Bialik (Blossom) Keisha Knight Pullam (Rudy from the Cosby Show) Willie Ames (Charles In Charge) Richard Moll (Night Court) The guy who played the dumb cousin on Step By Step Things were a little different this time - the Survivors were dropped on the island all together and were unaware of the Tribes for one week. They were to form alliances with one another without knowing what tribe they were to be in to make the game more twisted towards the end when they merge. More backstabbing, more drama, more porno.
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BessyKucha	Re: CBV	#51	[-]
Posts: 712 05/03/01 10:05 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sweaty... In time my friend. Maybe Richard "Bull" Moll will fall into an alligator pit and it'll "tear his arms off" and then he'll come back in another episode to say hi along with Mariah Carey to bless all the remaining Survivors. Then Yoda will come in and preach some wise words and then you will know. It will all come to you after that episode... beefjerkyboy - LOVE LOVE LOVE the "Sweatshop" idea. I think S3 should steal that one, but the IC should be seeing how many dead babies you can throw onto the big Swoosh symbol sign at Niketown. Or maybe it'll be something even harder, like count the employees under the age of 15 working for Kathie Lee's clothing line... We'll see...
MsManners	Re: CBV	#52	[-]
Posts: 30 05/03/01 10:06 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Beg pardon, I hope I'm not intruding... If that seat is available I'd like to order a mint tea, lemon on the side if you please. Thank you so very much.
Unregistered(d)	Re: CBV	#53	[-]
Posts: 0 05/03/01 10:07 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well the names of the two tribes are obvious Tribe 1 -- Doritos Tribe Tribe 2 -- The Targets (pronounced Tarjeeyyy) Merger Tribe -- Assteks I swear, if I have to watch that damn Tootie lay around all day and bitch for one more episode, I'm gonna throw a rock through my TV. Then she has the gall to pull the "I'm black, but not a stereotype thing" She's making the rest of us look really really bad. Hey Bessy -- thanks for playing with us by the way. I think that when this thread began, it was a cut @ the CBT, but it has definitely merged into something entirely different. If they think we're laughing @ the CBT'er over here -- you can let them know that we're laughing more at the thread and the fact that it hasn't been locked. Oh, we're also laughing at the paranoid response that this seems to have elicited. Spoil-On Young Skywalker "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." -George Carlin
Unregistered(d)	Re: CBV	#54	[-]
Posts: 0 05/03/01 10:09 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Welcome MsManners -- Welcome Beefjerkeyboy, --- Welcome Dicque's Henchman All are welcome @ CBV cafe'. Pull up, have a cup of Joe or a Tea. Roll a fatty (if you so desire). & Spoil-Away! "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." -George Carlin
thursdayfix	Re: CBV	#55	[-]
Posts: 3382 05/03/01 10:11 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hey, it's kind of like you're doing a skit about us on Saturday Night Live.
meepers	CBV	#56	[-]
Posts: 73 05/03/01 10:12 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	whats going on in here?
dicqueshenchman(d)	Re: CBV	#57	[-]
Posts: 255 05/03/01 10:13 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hey, kinda! Please oh please oh please can I be Tim Meadows? that might be kind of a stretch for a white female, but damn I'm good! "Suffer...like G did?"
Jitensha	Re: CBV	#58	[-]
Posts: 26189 05/03/01 10:13 AM I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was never welcomed
BessyKucha	Re: CBV	#59	[-]
Posts: 712 05/03/01 10:13 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ahhh great names - I think we'll just go ahead and use those so Team 1 are the Doritos and 2 is the Target (oh so Francios). Merger still has a while to take place, but Assteks sounds like it's suiting. Favorite quotes so far: "Hey! Those were MY beads!!" Bob Saget "Mmmhmmm girl. I ain't fishing I ain't camping and I sure as hell ain't hanging out with that ALF freak." Tootie "Ha! I kill me!" ALF "Rudy got her period!" Richard "Bull" Moll I love this game. It allows me to show my crazy side on this board and I'm so happy this thread has started. It's alright if you don't participate as long as I keep ya chuckling. And some of CBT is flattered, some are a bit confused. I have assured them that "It's all good!" over here and we mean no harm. Hey uh bartender - I need a refill over here. And don't stiff me out here - I love them Shirley Temples...
MsManners	Re: CBV	#60	[-]
Posts: 30 05/03/01 10:14 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think spoiling is just rude! I shall watch tonight's telecast on the tele-vision with unfettered rapt attention. I'm sorry dear, you were saying?
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